Americans! Go back to doing a stereotypical and degrading thing Americans are stereotypically supposed to do! For as I type, I see the flag of St George hanging out of someone bedroom window, and many cars with little flags on sticks stuck to the windows. This can only mean one thing.
No, the Queen isn't dead. The World Cup has come again.
Now, I'm honestly not much of a football man, so I'll be brief. Over here, there's been nothing in the papers apart from "WILL WAYNE ROONEYS FOOT BE ALRIGHT FOR THE WORLD CUP OR WON'T IT? TODAY ITS GOOD, TOMORROW IT ISN'T! WE'LL FLIP A COIN FOR IT THE NEXT DAY AND THEN SAY ITS GOOD THE DAY AFTER!"
Quite frankly, one spud-faced monkey isn't going to win it for Britain.
So yeah, footbally ranting! Suprise me.
Tsk Tsk. A proud Briton, how sad, so are you English, Irish, Welsh or Scotish?