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Obi Wan: "So, Ok, I'm called into Yoda's private meditation pad, the one only HE uses, right? and he's teaching me all is loose end shit Qui Gon was supposed to teach me but he didn't because Maul lightsabered his ass on Naboo and after i cut the MFer Sith in half and I think 'the punk who went down so easy was teaching ME?" WTF? But I thought about that later because I would have quit the program then and there if I THOUGHT of it THEN. So I'm like meditating and lifting the furniture and Yoda says to open my mind to the Force where I'll see the past, old friends long gone, and then I see the future! And that's what was trippin' because I'm in a bar like this one but in some hot shithole and this guy is picking on Anakin Skywalker's kid because he and the elected 14 year old Queen/Whore couldn't stop off at the drugstore first, and this weird guy's in my new litle buddy's face and I say, 'hey, chill man, lemmie buy you a drink' tryin' to be nice and get back on track and then he pushes the little guy so I go ballistic on the MFer and take his arm off and nobody in the place says anything! Another deathstick? Sure, why not?"