Star Wars and Real life... together?
#1
Posted 13 November 2005 - 03:03 AM
(Sorry if this is conciderd spam here)
Post an ordinary happening in your life. And then throw a couple storm troopers in it.
I'll start.
You walk to a cross walk. And a guy parks a Tie fighter right by you. Then he leaves his wallet and key in the fighter. what'cha do???
Post an ordinary happening in your life. And then throw a couple storm troopers in it.
I'll start.
You walk to a cross walk. And a guy parks a Tie fighter right by you. Then he leaves his wallet and key in the fighter. what'cha do???
#3
Posted 13 November 2005 - 03:23 PM
Several elementary school children were walking home at dusk when a group of tusken raiders randomly attacked them. the authorities werent notified until 3 weeks later. Their bodies were found in the white river, after an imperial sewer monster had chowed on their bodies.
"Life is too important to be taken seriously."
#6
Posted 14 November 2005 - 04:09 PM
Grr, I hate the empire. Do you know how long it took for their engineers to get the life support systems back on? I was hanging around in a spacesuit for ages.
This post has been edited by Otal Nimrodi: 14 November 2005 - 04:18 PM
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#7
Posted 15 November 2005 - 09:34 PM
I've been working as a temp on this Death Star for six months now. Four months ago I was sent on an errand to deliver a file folder to Lord Vader, but the trip has left me exhausted. Tired, lost.. my emergency rations have run out, and I fear I may die. I haven't seen a human or droid in weeks. I am writing my last thoughts in this data pad, but I fear that the batteries will die before anyone finds it! I have heard that the worst sin is to denounce the government and that the Emperor's spies can sniff out a traitor instantly. Perhaps I will spend some of my last remaining days thinking of a catchy (and short) slogan to scrawl in my own blood upon the walls as my last conscious act... EMPEROR SUCKS might bring them here to save me, if my theory is correct!
#8
Posted 15 November 2005 - 09:39 PM
Some random freaky hobo lookin' dude with a buncha guys in white plastic and others in red capes spoke to me yesterday. Out of nowhere he told me that my feeble skills were no match for the power of the dark side. I gave him a Melvin and ran for my life. I have been on the run from stormtroopers ever since.
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
#14
Posted 21 November 2005 - 08:57 PM
...so there i am in this brothel on Nar Shadar getting a blow job from this hammer head bitch when the imperials come in and do a raid. Man I thought the huts had that shit under control...
so anyway, while most of us were just locked up for the night i had a carton of deathsticks on me, and well long-story-short, that's how i ended up in these spice mines here on Kessle....
you?
so anyway, while most of us were just locked up for the night i had a carton of deathsticks on me, and well long-story-short, that's how i ended up in these spice mines here on Kessle....
you?
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