QUOTE (dark_vyce @ Feb 4 2007, 02:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Vader: Tarkin, you've failed me for the last time, now think about it in the corner.
*hours later*
Tarkin: But my lord, this battlestation has no corners.
Vader: What kind of person designs a ship without any corners!?
Tarkin: Well, you asked for something spherical.
Vader: I didn't mean it literally! I need corners damn you!
Vader: Aren't you glad I took you to "bring your kid to work" day?
Tarkin: *stares* My lord, you do realise she is an important lady in the rebel alliance?
Leia: Daddy, he lies! I spend all my time at the mall!
Vader: You heard her.
Tarkin: You beleive her over me?
--or--
Leia: Do we have to spend all our time in front of the viewscreen?
Vader: It's the best thing on the entire station.
Leia: You all watch the same channel! and it's boring
Vader: But it's High Def!
VADER: "Hmm, my Sith Nerve Pinch doesn't seem to be working on her. Where's Mr. Spock when you need him?"