Jesus, the Hippie "What If God Smoked Cannabis?"
#32
Posted 25 October 2005 - 12:48 AM
QUOTE (barend @ Oct 23 2005, 07:48 PM)
jesus had +4 to poison resistance
Hrmm, Jesus was a dwarf instead of a human... That's an interesting theory. Well it does explain the beard, but there is no way that he could have afforded the -2 to his Charisma.
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#33
Posted 25 October 2005 - 06:01 AM
#34
Posted 25 October 2005 - 02:09 PM
That would be totally awesome!
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.
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Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
#36
Posted 25 October 2005 - 07:02 PM
yep, i'm totally in.
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#37
Posted 26 October 2005 - 09:00 AM
I'm totally not in. It's bad enough without having your messiah and savior custom-made for hyperactive six year old boys to watch on television.
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#38
Posted 29 October 2005 - 01:37 AM
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#41
Posted 29 October 2005 - 08:36 PM
Well, he might have gone over to South/Middle America for a visit. Apparantly at about that time Quetzlcoatl appeared to the Mayans, with facial hair and blue eyes, and started preaching to them- then again, that could have been just about any European lunatic.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
#42
Posted 29 October 2005 - 09:16 PM
Who happened to be in South/Middle America before, say, 1492. And wasn't a viking. Or a Japanese guy. But he wouldn't be european. Unless he travelled to Japan. Which would be pretty cool. I can just see the headlines:
Japanese European preaches to Mayans! Full story on Page 666
Japanese European preaches to Mayans! Full story on Page 666
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#43
Posted 29 October 2005 - 10:32 PM
For those of us not blessed with Hoshi's gift of language, please translate that last post.
(Wow. I'm starting to sound like the comic book guy)
(Wow. I'm starting to sound like the comic book guy)
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
#45
Posted 29 October 2005 - 11:18 PM
I was hoping nobody would notice that flaw in my argument. Not all arabic people have brown eyes, though. There's an area of India where people have blue eyes and blonde hair.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"