Letters to the Pope Send your own!!!
#1
Posted 25 April 2005 - 03:34 PM
Hello all, well since the Popes e-mail has been made public, I decided I couldn't resist the chance to e-mail the Holy Father and tell him how much I like him. I would reccomend everyone to e-mail the holy father, and if he replies to you, that's even better! Getting e-mails from the pope himself would be the ultimate cool thing.
So what are you waiting for, e-mail Benedict XVI (pronounced Eggswee) and share your e-mails and the replies you'll get. It's fun fun fun!
From: Petur Gudmundsson <daddy.ice@gmail.com>
Reply-To: Petur Gudmundsson <daddy.ice@gmail.com>
To: benedictxvi@vatican.va
Date: Apr 25, 2005 9:29 PM
Subject: May the Christ be with you!
Good day mister Pope Man
I would just like to e-mail you because I think you are way funky
fresh cool man! You're like a catholic, and there are a lot of
infidels and homosexials that aren't catholic nowadays. My mommy says
they'll burn in hell like daddy. He left us for a bad arab woman when
I was still a baby. I know God wants to forgive him, but can't unless
he leaves the infidel woman and devotes his life to the Lord. I wish
my dad was as cool as you Pope man. I have a question, does the
repsonsiblitity ever weigh down on you more than the big hat? It must,
if I was pope, I'd propably never sleep cause poping is so much
repsonsiblitity.
Anyway, thank you for listening to my e-mail mister Pope Man, and I
hope you'll answer my mail some day so I can tell mommy the Pope Man
replied and cares about me personally.
-Pétur Guðmundsson
So what are you waiting for, e-mail Benedict XVI (pronounced Eggswee) and share your e-mails and the replies you'll get. It's fun fun fun!
From: Petur Gudmundsson <daddy.ice@gmail.com>
Reply-To: Petur Gudmundsson <daddy.ice@gmail.com>
To: benedictxvi@vatican.va
Date: Apr 25, 2005 9:29 PM
Subject: May the Christ be with you!
Good day mister Pope Man
I would just like to e-mail you because I think you are way funky
fresh cool man! You're like a catholic, and there are a lot of
infidels and homosexials that aren't catholic nowadays. My mommy says
they'll burn in hell like daddy. He left us for a bad arab woman when
I was still a baby. I know God wants to forgive him, but can't unless
he leaves the infidel woman and devotes his life to the Lord. I wish
my dad was as cool as you Pope man. I have a question, does the
repsonsiblitity ever weigh down on you more than the big hat? It must,
if I was pope, I'd propably never sleep cause poping is so much
repsonsiblitity.
Anyway, thank you for listening to my e-mail mister Pope Man, and I
hope you'll answer my mail some day so I can tell mommy the Pope Man
replied and cares about me personally.
-Pétur Guðmundsson
#2
Posted 25 April 2005 - 03:43 PM
Wicked fine. I think I'll ask him if he wants to make me a Henry Skull guest comic, once I get the cojones.
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#4
Posted 25 April 2005 - 05:50 PM
Since this was my idea to start with, I'll include my letter to the pope.
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Dude, you have some seriously creepy eyes. You remind me of Emporer Palpatine. I've enclosed a picture for you, with your eyes circled in red so you can clearly see how creepy they are.
I've also enclosed a picture of you that I modified. Just because I can.
Sincerely,
Cardinal flopadiskic The First
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Dude, you have some seriously creepy eyes. You remind me of Emporer Palpatine. I've enclosed a picture for you, with your eyes circled in red so you can clearly see how creepy they are.
I've also enclosed a picture of you that I modified. Just because I can.
Sincerely,
Cardinal flopadiskic The First
This post has been edited by floppydisk: 25 April 2005 - 05:51 PM
QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)
If you will it, it is no dream.
#7
Posted 25 April 2005 - 07:29 PM
Worryingly enough, I think the second picture's a improvement. Looks like the kind of guy who'd unlease the spanish inquistion on the unbelievers.
Or he just looks like a Pirate, with glowy red eyes.
Or he just looks like a Pirate, with glowy red eyes.
#9
Posted 25 April 2005 - 07:35 PM
Bleedin' hell FD, you mass post quicker than Barend. Do you have like 4 windows open or something?
But anyways. I'm going to put some serious thought into my letter, one that will ask gods servant thought provoking questions on deep theological subjects.
'Did you ever consider that you might be wrong?'
But anyways. I'm going to put some serious thought into my letter, one that will ask gods servant thought provoking questions on deep theological subjects.
'Did you ever consider that you might be wrong?'
#11
Posted 25 April 2005 - 08:10 PM
Dear Señor Pope,
Where did you get that awesome hat. I want one just like it.
Sincerely,
God
Where did you get that awesome hat. I want one just like it.
Sincerely,
God
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....We'd be lying though.
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Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
- Do Not Use the Elevators - deviantART - Infinite Monkeys -