Zero Punctuation: Mass Erect
#2
Posted 19 December 2007 - 03:22 PM
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The Queen's own English, base knave, dost thou speak it?
#3
Posted 19 December 2007 - 07:15 PM
Link^
He missed two flaws I feel. Aside from that was rather spot on. Still the game can be enjoyable.
#5
Posted 19 December 2007 - 08:43 PM
Good penis euphenisms though!!
<!--quoteo(post=169306:date=Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=169306"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Arial--><span style="font-family:Arial"><!--/fonto--><!--coloro:#483D8B--><span style="color:#483D8B"><!--/coloro--><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->So why the unholy flying purple donkeypunching fuck will it not work on yours? Just what kind of machine are you running there? Your toaster?<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
And the man again!
<!--quoteo(post=180859:date=Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=180859"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->In my opinion it's saying, fuck the lightsabers and special effects and fuck your voiceovers and fuck your stupid multimilliondollar game studios; you don't need any of those to make brilliant and scary games that will fuck with your head.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#6
Posted 19 December 2007 - 09:29 PM
Good penis euphenisms though!!
When are penis euphemisms not good?
#7
Posted 19 December 2007 - 10:04 PM
Even though I admire short and sweet dialogue in games I'm stupidly willing to wade through giant walls of text* if they catch my interest**. I can see where Yahtzee is coming from though. (And this is apparently one of Bioware's shorter games. Not Jade Empire short, but still fairly slim by their previous standards) And hey, that was a mighty fine dick-joke.
*I'm one of those "Planescape is one of my favorite games ever ever ever" people although I contribute some of that to the whimsy and cosmopolitan flavor of the setting itself.
**I'm still bitter about Neverwinter Nights 2 being so disappointing but don't mind me. I'm just a sucker who bought it on release day.
This post has been edited by Sylv: 19 December 2007 - 10:10 PM
#8
Posted 20 December 2007 - 12:11 AM
He mostly seems to have gotten over his "I'm gay" thing, though...apart from having sex with Bruce Campbell and the "SPUNK IN MY FACE" thing on the fullyramblomatic thing where he gives the link.
Yahtzee we don't care about your sexuality, we won't judge you. You can stop pretending, it's ok if you're not gay.
#9
Posted 20 December 2007 - 02:21 AM
Of course, it's not as if I keep a graded list over Yathzee's review performances...
#10
Posted 20 December 2007 - 03:47 AM
There have definitely been better reviews before. As for the whole topic of wordy games, I do enjoy them, but as long as the huge amounts of text are on the right place at the right time. Being told one's life story when asking the guy where's the bar really would be annoying, so I can sympathize with that.
#11
Posted 20 December 2007 - 05:05 AM
No no no, I'll leave here if Herr Croshaw isn't a poofter.
How can one respect the inane ramblings of someone who is not a poofter?!
<!--quoteo(post=169306:date=Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=169306"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Arial--><span style="font-family:Arial"><!--/fonto--><!--coloro:#483D8B--><span style="color:#483D8B"><!--/coloro--><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->So why the unholy flying purple donkeypunching fuck will it not work on yours? Just what kind of machine are you running there? Your toaster?<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
And the man again!
<!--quoteo(post=180859:date=Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=180859"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->In my opinion it's saying, fuck the lightsabers and special effects and fuck your voiceovers and fuck your stupid multimilliondollar game studios; you don't need any of those to make brilliant and scary games that will fuck with your head.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<u><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><!--coloro:#FF8C00--><span style="color:#FF8C00"><!--/coloro-->My Getting Huge Progress (Gym and weight gain diet)<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--></u>
<b>May '07:</b> 11st (154lbs)
<b>August '07:</b> 12st 7lbs (175lbs)
<b>November '07:</b> 12st 9lbs (177lbs)
<b>December '07:</b> 12st 11lbs (179lbs)
<b>January '08:</b> 12st 12lbs (180lbs)
<b>Febuary '08:</b> 13st 2lbs (184lbs)
<b>March '08:</b> 13st 7lbs (189lbs)
#12
Posted 20 December 2007 - 08:15 AM
How can one respect the inane ramblings of someone who is not a poofter?!
There's nothing wrong with a person who happens to be not not straight...cease your homophobiaphobia.
#13
Posted 20 December 2007 - 08:26 AM
So there.
<!--quoteo(post=169306:date=Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=169306"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Arial--><span style="font-family:Arial"><!--/fonto--><!--coloro:#483D8B--><span style="color:#483D8B"><!--/coloro--><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->So why the unholy flying purple donkeypunching fuck will it not work on yours? Just what kind of machine are you running there? Your toaster?<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
And the man again!
<!--quoteo(post=180859:date=Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=180859"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->In my opinion it's saying, fuck the lightsabers and special effects and fuck your voiceovers and fuck your stupid multimilliondollar game studios; you don't need any of those to make brilliant and scary games that will fuck with your head.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<u><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><!--coloro:#FF8C00--><span style="color:#FF8C00"><!--/coloro-->My Getting Huge Progress (Gym and weight gain diet)<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--></u>
<b>May '07:</b> 11st (154lbs)
<b>August '07:</b> 12st 7lbs (175lbs)
<b>November '07:</b> 12st 9lbs (177lbs)
<b>December '07:</b> 12st 11lbs (179lbs)
<b>January '08:</b> 12st 12lbs (180lbs)
<b>Febuary '08:</b> 13st 2lbs (184lbs)
<b>March '08:</b> 13st 7lbs (189lbs)
#14
Posted 20 December 2007 - 03:37 PM
He mostly seems to have gotten over his "I'm gay" thing, though...apart from having sex with Bruce Campbell and the "SPUNK IN MY FACE" thing on the fullyramblomatic thing where he gives the link.
Yahtzee we don't care about your sexuality, we won't judge you. You can stop pretending, it's ok if you're not gay.
How can one respect the inane ramblings of someone who is not a poofter?!
So there.
Looks to me like we have some translation issues here. Thalklywhatever, I think you were trying to say that it's ok if Yahtzee is gay. And CJ Marren was commenting on that by saying it's not okay if he's not gay. So he's not being homophobic, he's being... heterophobic, but in actuality he's neither because in either case he's kidding, and this is retarded of me to even by clearing up for people because it's nonsense. Fart.