Are you from around here? pick up lines
#31
Posted 18 July 2005 - 09:28 PM
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
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#32
Posted 22 July 2005 - 01:32 AM
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#33
Posted 25 July 2005 - 10:25 AM
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
#34
Posted 26 July 2005 - 12:19 AM
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#35
Posted 26 July 2005 - 09:00 AM
Oh, and I have another one. My friend always walks up to people and asks them about cheese..."how do you feel.....about cheese?" She's a strange one.
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
#38
Posted 27 July 2005 - 11:41 AM
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
#39
Posted 27 July 2005 - 11:44 AM
I lost my teddy bear, will you take his place in my bed?
i dont know if im of topic by now, but i thought everyone should see the ultimate pickup lines
This post has been edited by BiggSpiffy: 27 July 2005 - 11:47 AM
#40
Posted 27 July 2005 - 02:48 PM
Well, someones got to say this: where the hell are they hiding then? Maybe they can wear sandwich boards, make it easier on us poor desperate guys? Since we generally don't have tits to act as a mate-magnet
Less Is More v4
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#41
Posted 27 July 2005 - 03:09 PM
But seriously, if you're a woman, and you don't like cowboys, don't come to the northwestern United States... because that's all we got. (new slogan for the northwestern United States [how many times can I put that phrase in a single response? More than you would like to know.]) Oh, and I think that every single, desperate person should wear a sandwich board, just to make it easier on other desperate people.
Edit: Now looking into the cost of having a sandwich board. But only if it goes with my favorite shoes.
Edit: Edit: If I wear a sandwich board, will I be less likely to attract a mate, since it will effectively be covering my "tits" as you so eloquently put it ? Secretly, women are all attracted to "manboobs," they just don't want you to know.
This post has been edited by Dorothy: 27 July 2005 - 03:23 PM
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
#43
Posted 27 July 2005 - 03:37 PM
I think that the best pickup line ever would be a joke, like if some guy came up to me, and said these lines, it would be instant love... Here's the joke:
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree...?
Because he was dead.
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"