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Are NASCAR drivers athletes? but they just drive a car.........

#76 User is offline   Despondent Icon

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Posted 27 July 2005 - 04:13 PM

I have an ipod shuffle. ONLY Finn related songs. I love it for housecleaning chores.

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Back in college, the theme was hilltop holidays. My building's holiday was Christmas.

I took my red motorscooter, did it up and a buddy and I dressed up as elves.
(Jingle Bells, Zenge's Elves)

Pizza hut gave us 30 pounds of mints, which we hurled by the handful (into the crowd, at the band head on at full speed)

untethered, we rode up the parade, down the parade, within and around the floats, bands and spirit teams. We even got into formation with the shriners for a bit.

so, yeah. gotta appreciate quick manuvering.


(and we made the alumni newsletter. nice pic.)

(we didn't win for we didn't stick to parade placement.)

NASCAR drivers are spoiled boys who try to pretend they're michael Jordan.
And I've a hunch it's all scripted anyway. At least pro wrestlers are athletes. rolleyes.gif
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Posted 27 July 2005 - 05:32 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Jul 27 2005, 12:01 AM)
God drink or good drink? And don't lie, you're afraid of barend like everybody else. biggrin.gif

And I believe I've made myself perfectly clear as far as this manner is concerned. I'm fairly open-minded, so I'll forgive past transgressions if the person makes an effort to stop trangressing. But if you've really got a beef with someone, report them to a mod (me, Heccubus, Carlos 9, or ChefElf, etc.) and he/she will take the appropriate action.

barend: It takes me in an exceptionally whimsical mood and something that strikes me as phenomenally dumb, insightful, or hilarious, but I give out gold stars to people!

Won't somebody think of the kittens?!
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Posted 27 July 2005 - 09:12 PM

But if you do, you wouldn't admit it.
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Posted 28 July 2005 - 07:19 PM

QUOTE (Revan-47 @ Jul 26 2005, 10:44 PM)
first of all barend, i hate the ipod shuffle( just a random thought there)
second, im not advertising mountain dew, just saying that hes a god drink. you dont have to listen, so get used to it.

but i dont have a beef with you, you are one of the most respected guys on this site.


first of all: shuffle / random laugh.gif

no i'm a god drink!!!

i don't have a beefg with you either... i just think mountain dew is overated...

i mean it's wet and tastyish, but shut up about it rolleyes.gif
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Posted 29 July 2005 - 01:46 PM

ok so here is a post...copletely off topic, but anyway. Floppydisk asked what bamf was a long time ago, and i dont remember wherre, so ill post here. bamf = big arss mother frigger

courteously edited for all children whose parents are in the room, and dont want to get in trouble

This post has been edited by BiggSpiffy: 29 July 2005 - 01:47 PM

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Posted 29 July 2005 - 04:38 PM

That's the most random thing I've heard in a long time.

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Posted 30 July 2005 - 12:06 AM

Bamf!: The sound Nightcrawler makes when he blinks.

Nascar drivers: Walking billboards.
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Posted 31 July 2005 - 07:53 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Jul 30 2005, 12:06 AM)
Nascar drivers: Walking billboards.


it's the one 'sport' where i think hitloads of advertising is appropriate...

baseball, basket ball, etc. players:

get a shitload of money for playing the game.
have their ankles insured.
basketballs are cheap.
are recognised by hot babes all the time.
have a dozen teammates.

NASCAR drivers:

get a nice amount of money IF they rank in the top 3.
cannot insure their cars because they race them.
racing vehicles cost millions.
wear helmets while racing and you only see the face of three of them after the race and get recognized by greasy mechanics.
have one teammate.
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