Paris Hilton To Be Poor(er)! Even her granddad hates her!
#17
Posted 10 January 2008 - 06:32 PM
...aaaaaaaand now I've depressed myself. Thanks, Paris.
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
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#19
Posted 11 January 2008 - 02:06 AM
I like American Cheese.
I tried to make a fondue (think that's how you spell it) out of American Cheese once. Marked the one and only time I've ever used a fire extinguisher to extinguish a fire.
We carry a harpoon
But there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales
And sing a whaling tune
#20
Posted 13 January 2008 - 07:55 PM
She isn't going to starve.
I dare say Paris Hilton spends more than that on shoes. Worst comes to worst another sex tape "accedentially" finds its way into the public domain.
That is one badass baby.
#21
Posted 13 January 2008 - 10:56 PM
#22
Posted 14 January 2008 - 05:57 AM
#23
Posted 14 January 2008 - 11:09 AM
Unlike everybody else, who gets Paris for free.
Ooo-errrr, matron!
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#24
Posted 14 January 2008 - 10:18 PM
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#25
Posted 16 January 2008 - 07:08 PM
#26
Posted 16 January 2008 - 08:05 PM
She isn't going to starve.
wow, if i stuckj that in just my ING account that would produce at least $4.8m a year in interest, which would be like earning $92,884.62 a week for sitting around doing nothing.
she'll be fine.
I like American Cheese.
what, that orange crap?
This post has been edited by barend: 16 January 2008 - 08:07 PM
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#28
Posted 18 January 2008 - 10:41 AM
#29
Posted 23 January 2008 - 04:55 AM
True but heat magazine (and its American equivalents) will only give a damn about her as long as she’s young, pretty and ditsy. A life of sex, drugs and cheesy pop music has a way of taking the young and pretty out of a girl.
That is one badass baby.