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Posted 28 September 2008 - 04:15 PM

You know what to do...

Here is mine.
"I felt insulted until I realized that the people trying to mock me were the same intellectual titans who claimed that people would be thrown out of skyscrapers and feudalism would be re-institutionalized if service cartels don't keep getting political favors and regulations are cut down to only a few thousand pages worth, that being able to take a walk in the park is worth driving your nation's economy into the ground, that sexual orientation is a choice that can be changed at a whim, that problems caused by having institutions can be solved by introducing more institutions or strengthening the existing ones that are causing the problems, and many more profound pearls of wisdom. I no longer feel insulted because I now feel grateful for being alive and witnessing such deep conclusions from my fellows."
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Posted 28 September 2008 - 04:31 PM

The final "screaming" pic is classic. laugh.gif
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Posted 28 September 2008 - 05:10 PM

I think every Star Wars fan felt that way when they heard the word "midichlorians."
"I felt insulted until I realized that the people trying to mock me were the same intellectual titans who claimed that people would be thrown out of skyscrapers and feudalism would be re-institutionalized if service cartels don't keep getting political favors and regulations are cut down to only a few thousand pages worth, that being able to take a walk in the park is worth driving your nation's economy into the ground, that sexual orientation is a choice that can be changed at a whim, that problems caused by having institutions can be solved by introducing more institutions or strengthening the existing ones that are causing the problems, and many more profound pearls of wisdom. I no longer feel insulted because I now feel grateful for being alive and witnessing such deep conclusions from my fellows."
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Posted 28 September 2008 - 06:02 PM

First
Second

They're both more or less the same.
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Posted 28 September 2008 - 10:54 PM

And here is another one.

(Not my joke.)
"I felt insulted until I realized that the people trying to mock me were the same intellectual titans who claimed that people would be thrown out of skyscrapers and feudalism would be re-institutionalized if service cartels don't keep getting political favors and regulations are cut down to only a few thousand pages worth, that being able to take a walk in the park is worth driving your nation's economy into the ground, that sexual orientation is a choice that can be changed at a whim, that problems caused by having institutions can be solved by introducing more institutions or strengthening the existing ones that are causing the problems, and many more profound pearls of wisdom. I no longer feel insulted because I now feel grateful for being alive and witnessing such deep conclusions from my fellows."
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Posted 29 September 2008 - 04:53 PM

Skywalker's confusion in that last pic mirrored my own.

Yet, I still found it funny.
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Posted 30 September 2008 - 09:07 PM

Unrelated to the topic but funny.
"I felt insulted until I realized that the people trying to mock me were the same intellectual titans who claimed that people would be thrown out of skyscrapers and feudalism would be re-institutionalized if service cartels don't keep getting political favors and regulations are cut down to only a few thousand pages worth, that being able to take a walk in the park is worth driving your nation's economy into the ground, that sexual orientation is a choice that can be changed at a whim, that problems caused by having institutions can be solved by introducing more institutions or strengthening the existing ones that are causing the problems, and many more profound pearls of wisdom. I no longer feel insulted because I now feel grateful for being alive and witnessing such deep conclusions from my fellows."
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Posted 01 October 2008 - 02:43 PM

You're overthinking it, people
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

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Posted 01 October 2008 - 06:34 PM

I found the "Waldo/Sandiego" one to be cute.

However, the flatulent Vader made me laugh.

I already know what exp​ression Luke is going to have but it's always funny. It reminds me of the baby pictures reacting to the diologue in EP III that Chef posted.
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Posted 02 October 2008 - 02:17 AM

Why not just stick to what reality gives us.

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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
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Posted 02 October 2008 - 11:30 AM

Click

Also, Chyld, I had that idea but then I thought "Fart jokes? Seriously?" and discarded it.

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Posted 02 October 2008 - 02:13 PM

QUOTE (Heccubus @ Oct 2 2008, 05:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Also, Chyld, I had that idea but then I thought "Fart jokes? Seriously?" and discarded it.

You kids and your "maturity". Give into the Dark Side, its fun over here.
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

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Posted 04 October 2008 - 08:53 PM

Here's my lame attempt.
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Posted 04 October 2008 - 10:07 PM

Ninja Duck, you should have more self-confidence in your endeavors. That was quite chuckle-worthy.
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Posted 05 October 2008 - 02:36 AM

My apologies.

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