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the american way silly things we do to avoid work
#1
Posted 23 February 2004 - 04:43 PM
I am a 17 year old kid and I happen to be taking an SAT class. For those of you who do not know what I am talking about, be thankful. This is a one on one tutoring lesson in which a fat, racist, slob of a man yells at me when I answer test questions wrong and then proceeds to give me rediculous amounts of homework. Seeing as I have to leave for this class.. (now..oh well ill finish first) I have spent the afternoon doing/not doing this. I spent the last 10 minutes alone carefully removing the last 8 pages (30 minutes) of a packet he gave me with an X-Acto knife in order to make it look like they were never there. And the other packets he gave me I simply threw out and am going to pretend I never recieved them. Of course this class will not go well and I will update everyone on the reprimands i received, but hey why work when you can not work? Anyone pull stunts like these?
-your fellow lazy american,
kevin
P.S. I recently got very into lanceandeskimo.com and chefelf.com ..first post here
-your fellow lazy american,
kevin
P.S. I recently got very into lanceandeskimo.com and chefelf.com ..first post here
#3
Posted 23 February 2004 - 04:55 PM
As a cynical Canadian, I'd like to point and laugh at your misfortune, but as a 19-year old Canadian, I shudder and thank God that I did not have to take such a test. Good luck in all of your future endeavours, JYD (does that stand for Junk Yard Dog, as in the late 80s WWF wrestler?), and welcome aboard the good ship Chefelf.
#4
Posted 23 February 2004 - 06:28 PM
first off, yes as in the 80s wrestler..my hero. and well i am back and how did it go you wonder? well at one point he casually accused me of doing what I did, although he looked very hard and saw no tamperment. Being the bastard that i am i did not allow this light comment to go under the radar..no sir. Instead i blurted "hey, i resent that!" which sparked a heated argument with a well-spoken, 45 year old college professor..obviously i lost that argument, but the important thing here is that i Haven't Learned My Lesson. To my downfall i will continue to be lazy and why you ask? Because im just too lazy not to be.
Side Note: Whether it is in my sideview mirror or directly in my face, some bastard thinks its a good idea to go around all the time with his high beams on. I am sure this has caused just as many accidents due to road rage than those it has prevented due to old people not being able to see at night.
Side Note: Whether it is in my sideview mirror or directly in my face, some bastard thinks its a good idea to go around all the time with his high beams on. I am sure this has caused just as many accidents due to road rage than those it has prevented due to old people not being able to see at night.
#5
Posted 23 February 2004 - 08:56 PM
are you typing all this while you're driving?
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#7
Posted 24 February 2004 - 12:06 AM
I must say I have had the best luck surrounding the SAT/ACT issue. I decided simply that I wasn't going to take the ACT (mid-western SAT) and apply for college anyway, with the hopes that, being art schools, they would be flexible enough to admit me purely on my portfolio. Well, I recieved a letter from one saying they could not except me without my scores. However, somehow my portfolio had still been entered in the scholarship competition. By all manner of un-concievable luck, I was awarded a significant scholarship and the school contacted me telling me that becuase of this they would officially accept me under the promise that I would take the ACTs at the next available time. Long story short (err, shorter), I walked into the testing room with the full knowledge that I could answer whatever the hell I wanted on the test and it didn't mean a thing.
Moral of the story: Being a lazy american teenager worked for me and it can work for you too.
Moral of the story: Being a lazy american teenager worked for me and it can work for you too.
#8
Posted 24 February 2004 - 12:48 AM
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#11
Posted 25 February 2004 - 05:19 PM
Hello JYD, welcome to the forums. I procrastinate by reading/posting on forums and websites and such. And the College Board is an evil monopoly.
Head Gunner for the Royal Sloop Crimson Steel, Queen of the Dead, Instigator of Chaos and Confusion, Knight of the Grand Recursive Order of the Lambda Calculus, and also The Non.
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
- Do Not Use the Elevators - deviantART - Infinite Monkeys -
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
- Do Not Use the Elevators - deviantART - Infinite Monkeys -
#12
Posted 25 February 2004 - 05:21 PM
eew, double post. sorry
This post has been edited by Emu: 25 February 2004 - 05:22 PM
Head Gunner for the Royal Sloop Crimson Steel, Queen of the Dead, Instigator of Chaos and Confusion, Knight of the Grand Recursive Order of the Lambda Calculus, and also The Non.
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
- Do Not Use the Elevators - deviantART - Infinite Monkeys -
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
- Do Not Use the Elevators - deviantART - Infinite Monkeys -
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