28 7 Any plans?
#1
Posted 26 July 2008 - 09:03 PM
On the twenty-eigth of July this year I am not going to do any of the following, just in case.
1. Visit any hotels or mansions
2. Travel anywhere
3. get depressed
4. drink anything caffinated
That does not stop me from playing pranks involving my height and black clothing and a very old pianola. Sorry, it's the best I can do at short notice. There is a harpsichord at my university but it is under very tight security...
What are you doing?
1. Visit any hotels or mansions
2. Travel anywhere
3. get depressed
4. drink anything caffinated
That does not stop me from playing pranks involving my height and black clothing and a very old pianola. Sorry, it's the best I can do at short notice. There is a harpsichord at my university but it is under very tight security...
What are you doing?
[18:01] [A-Lad] Cats aren't walked, Reagle.
[18:01] [A-Lad] Those are dogs.
[18:01] [Reagle] Girls aren't on the internet.
[18:01] [Reagle] Those are boys.
[18:01] [A-Lad] Those are dogs.
[18:01] [Reagle] Girls aren't on the internet.
[18:01] [Reagle] Those are boys.
#2
Posted 26 July 2008 - 10:58 PM
Well, I get to wish two friends of mine Happy Birthday, so that's something.
Other than that... I'm lazy, so probably nothing. Ooh! Maybe I'll get some boxes to pack my stuff! I'll just make sure they're made of cardboard and not evil harpsichord wood.
Other than that... I'm lazy, so probably nothing. Ooh! Maybe I'll get some boxes to pack my stuff! I'll just make sure they're made of cardboard and not evil harpsichord wood.
#6
Posted 28 July 2008 - 06:13 AM
Indeed, I'm wondering this too...
#7
Posted 28 July 2008 - 11:35 AM
QUOTE (Patch @ Jul 28 2008, 12:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And this date has any significance, why?
Now, before you answer, think carefully.
Now, before you answer, think carefully.
It has significance because this is Yahtzee's forum, and the date is featured prominently in his most well-known adventure game saga.
If Tim Buckley is allowed the self-congratulating, masturbatory Winter-een-mas, then we as Yahtzee fans are allowed to fondly remember some good old-fashioned horror games on a day that doesn't really have any tie to real world events.
My Let's Play of I Wanna Be The Guy! Do you have the balls?
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The Queen's own English, base knave, dost thou speak it?
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The Queen's own English, base knave, dost thou speak it?
#8
Posted 28 July 2008 - 12:02 PM
QUOTE (Panfried Flatscreens @ Jul 27 2008, 03:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
1. ...
2. ...
3. get depressed
4. ...
2. ...
3. get depressed
4. ...
?
[sarcasm]
1. Find a sharp object
2. Get more depressed
3. Write suicide note
4. Cut yourself
5. Become an Hero
6. ????
7. PROFIT!
Protip: Stab yourself through the neck. Make sure its the arteries. Bleed like a hardcore.
[/sarcasm]
Enjoy.
#10
Posted 28 July 2008 - 04:11 PM
oooh yeah i get it now.
duurrr me
duurrr me
#12
Posted 29 July 2008 - 12:41 AM
QUOTE (Game Over @ Jul 28 2008, 01:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
?
[sarcasm]
1. Find a sharp object
2. Get more depressed
3. Write suicide note
4. Cut yourself
5. Become an Hero
6. ????
7. PROFIT!
Protip: Stab yourself through the neck. Make sure its the arteries. Bleed like a hardcore.
[/sarcasm]
Enjoy.
[sarcasm]
1. Find a sharp object
2. Get more depressed
3. Write suicide note
4. Cut yourself
5. Become an Hero
6. ????
7. PROFIT!
Protip: Stab yourself through the neck. Make sure its the arteries. Bleed like a hardcore.
[/sarcasm]
Enjoy.
Nice. Best laugh I've had in while.
#13
Posted 29 July 2008 - 01:15 AM
I know it's his birthday and it's forum. But I always thought it was vaguely self-indulgent having a special feature on your birthday. It reminds me of having a main character named after yourself rather then opting for a vieled nickname/persona you choose.
For King and Country
Chaotic Good
Chaotic Good
#14
Posted 29 July 2008 - 05:16 AM
QUOTE (Mandy Writes @ Jul 29 2008, 01:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I got to freak one person out today. In the end, I think he liked it, so it doesn't work as well.
Try rape jokes. Like this one for example:
Mandy: Hi X, guess what happened to me yesterday.
X: Whta happened?
Mandy: I got ass raped.
X: ...WHAT?!?!?!?...
Mandy: I was reading my fav webcomic and suddenly, my boy friend and my brother stormed in and raped me.
X: Oh...MY GOD! Did you report this to the police?
Mandy: hmmmmmm [puts a finger on her jaw] Nnnnnnnope.
X: [shocked face - tears dropping - hug] I'm so sorry. It mus've been painful.
Mandy: No.
X: WHA?!
Mandy: Hahahahaha, I was jus joking ya silly. My boy and bro would never do that.
X: Oh. Thank Go--
Mandy: --but my dad would.
Here is a shorter version:
Mandy: Hey X. Have you ever been raped?
X: Um...no.
Mandy: I have. Its AWESOME!
X: ?
Though, gore jokes work better.
Mandy: I just saw a guy get run over by a truck.
X: Oh my God, Thats horrible.
Mandy: Yeah. His head was squashed like a water melon.
X: Oooh. Poor guy.
Mandy: Yeah...IT WAS FUCKING FUNNY! HAHAHAHAAAAA!
X: [Jaw drop - face palm]
There are lots of ways you can freak out your friends.
#15
Posted 29 July 2008 - 06:49 AM
QUOTE (Patch @ Jul 29 2008, 07:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I know it's his birthday and it's forum. But I always thought it was vaguely self-indulgent having a special feature on your birthday. It reminds me of having a main character named after yourself rather then opting for a vieled nickname/persona you choose.
umm..it's not his birthday. it's a significant date in the chzo mythos canon.