The Worst Ways to Die show your morbid side :devil:
#1
Posted 08 December 2005 - 02:21 PM
Some of mine are.
Cut someone's arm off with a thumbtack and then beat them to death with it.
Paper cut to death.
And lock some one in a metal room and heat all the surfaces up to 200 degrees.
#2
Posted 08 December 2005 - 02:32 PM
Sure it's a busy schedule, but I think there's time for everything.
A busy schedule, I know, but probably possible.
#4
Posted 08 December 2005 - 03:47 PM
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#5
Posted 08 December 2005 - 04:58 PM
Boiled alive in anything
Burned alive
Suffocation
Being buried alive
...Not very imaginative, I know, but anything slow and painful that you're completely aware of. That's the worst part, I think. Being aware of what's going on.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#6
Posted 08 December 2005 - 05:16 PM
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#7
Posted 08 December 2005 - 05:18 PM
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#8
Posted 08 December 2005 - 05:39 PM
#9
Posted 08 December 2005 - 05:42 PM
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
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#10
Posted 08 December 2005 - 05:44 PM
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#11
Posted 08 December 2005 - 06:22 PM
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
- Do Not Use the Elevators - deviantART - Infinite Monkeys -
#12
Posted 08 December 2005 - 08:46 PM
I mean your brain would still be going for a while because you were conscious, and it's got enough blood and oxygen to keep it going for a couple of minutes. So suddenly you're transferred from being this whole personality that takes for granted that it's body and mind are one, to just being trapped in the brain cut off from all functions and know death is unavoidably there... any thoughts expressed at this point are no longer outbound. you're not going to share this unique experience with anyone, and the only thing keeping you're cerebral cortex company is the medulla oblongata, who just lost his job... he's no conversationalist let me tell you. Mr. nervous / circulatory / respatory control tower captain has sent you his final damage report, and signed off sending all remaining energy to the eyes and ears and wasting most of it on trying to tell the body to go for a soft landing.
So there you are... trapped in the brain, on cerebral manual. This is the neurological equivalent of a black box recording, and thinking about it messed with my body, because to adequately reflect on this idea, i have to access the part of the body where the black box is kept, which puts the body into panic mode. Uncomfortable, even typing this is sending my heart racing (either that or that coffee is kicking in)
So there you are on the ground looking up, "Hey look it's Mac! sweet, he's picked up the minnigun... He's going for it. Yeah! Sweet get that asshole for shooting me in the back... he looks pretty upset... I must be totally boned if no ones trying to help.... oh bugger. If I'd known this was going to happen I wouldn't have been such a ration-freak with the whiskey in the hip flask. Hmmm.... maybe if I signal with my eyes I can get someone to pour the rest down my throat... nnnnggggghhh!!! nghghghg!!! Phew... nope, lost eye control... they're stuck on stare, damn it! ...man I could go a drink... ...oh well... i guess this is it then... ...no more air hockey. Sigh....
...man, my heart's itchy."
a disturbing thought really.
This post has been edited by barend: 08 December 2005 - 08:57 PM
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#14
Posted 08 December 2005 - 09:43 PM
Yeah, not being able to move is the worst feeling in the world in my opinion.
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#15
Posted 09 December 2005 - 12:39 AM
I completely agree, Kirby. My worst fear is to die being buried alive.....
God, I hate that thought.