So, get this. Doc Octomom says that the homecoming of six of her eight children, on top of the six children she already has, was "a fiasco" I myself am stunned. I was under the impression that the more wailing infants were in a place, the better it would be. Seems like she was too. Maybe it was because there were too many responsible adults hanging around and it messed up the baby magic, but don't worry about that anymore, cuz she fired all her nurses. And then volunteered for them to make a reality show about her.
One woman alone with twelve, soon to be fourteen awful brats, who will in a few years have the sense to resent her for, well, everything. It'll be just like Hell's Kitchen except without the kitchen part, or the apostrophe s.
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Ah yes, they should have just wandered off and left you to figure it out on your own. You'd have suffocated a few of them before you got everything right, but hell, you got replacements.
According to my knowledge of crazies, she's probably interested in a maternity line as well, and a fleet of custom baby carriers and strollers. Also, she is interested in mutogenics to turn her brood into an army powerful enough to defeat arch nemesis Downermom!
First off, assured by WHO? Please don't tell me that anyone is seriously considering turning this freak show into, well, a freak show...
Secondly, you have fourteen kids, lady. What title would you prefer? Here are some helpful suggestions:
Woman with the endless womb
Octopussy
8BabyBlunder
dodecadunce
she of the vast vagina
The Amazing Wider-Woman
Cancer on our fucking society
Waste-o-welfare
create your own for fun and adventure!
This post has been edited by J m HofMarN: 01 April 2009 - 01:11 AM