I suppose we will have to refer to him as "him" from now on.
new game
#16
Posted 26 August 2008 - 09:01 AM
QUOTE (joshofalltrades @ Aug 26 2008, 03:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
He's a little like Bloody Mary in that regard. Say his name on a forum three times... okay, once... and he appears.
I suppose we will have to refer to him as "him" from now on.
"I felt insulted until I realized that the people trying to mock me were the same intellectual titans who claimed that people would be thrown out of skyscrapers and feudalism would be re-institutionalized if service cartels don't keep getting political favors and regulations are cut down to only a few thousand pages worth, that being able to take a walk in the park is worth driving your nation's economy into the ground, that sexual orientation is a choice that can be changed at a whim, that problems caused by having institutions can be solved by introducing more institutions or strengthening the existing ones that are causing the problems, and many more profound pearls of wisdom. I no longer feel insulted because I now feel grateful for being alive and witnessing such deep conclusions from my fellows."
-Jimmy McTavern, 1938.
-Jimmy McTavern, 1938.
#19
Posted 27 August 2008 - 01:24 AM
I want a game where you can free roam much like Oblivion, but filled with zombies and 'Dead Rising' style weapon systems. For example, you stumble across someone's backyard and find an electric hedgetrimmer/chainsaw thingy but only have a limited distance from the cord length. And a 'mix n match create your own weapon' system where you can put different contraptions together to make a bludgeon or something. But nothing where the final boss or main nemesis is a little fucking girl. Screw you FEAR!!!!
I pooped a hammer. I pooped a cornish game hen.
#20
Posted 27 August 2008 - 01:58 AM
QUOTE (ftr @ Aug 25 2008, 10:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
me?
QUOTE (FFreak3 @ Aug 25 2008, 11:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hey guys! I baked cookies before I came here!
Were you waiting long?
Were you waiting long?
Guess I miscounted. I'm still waiting for another.
Next time I'll try to be clearer, guys.
For King and Country
Chaotic Good
Chaotic Good
#21
Posted 27 August 2008 - 05:54 AM
Here is a good idea for a game:
A French chef riding on a mechanical purple praying mantis armed with weapons that shoots French cuisines and can curl into different shapes to do attacks and fit into tight places. Story is that you take control of a chef who is fighting off monsters and has to participate in gladiator style arena style fighting in order to win money to feed his family and reopen his restaurant.
Oh, wait. Here is another one.
FIGHTING HOMES
Take control of a small house who has to go on quests of defeating and consuming other buildings in order to become the biggest and toughest building in town. Kinda like Def Jam mixed with Kirby.
Oh, here is another one:
BATTLETOADS 3D!!
Oh, wait. Its already out.
A French chef riding on a mechanical purple praying mantis armed with weapons that shoots French cuisines and can curl into different shapes to do attacks and fit into tight places. Story is that you take control of a chef who is fighting off monsters and has to participate in gladiator style arena style fighting in order to win money to feed his family and reopen his restaurant.
Oh, wait. Here is another one.
FIGHTING HOMES
Take control of a small house who has to go on quests of defeating and consuming other buildings in order to become the biggest and toughest building in town. Kinda like Def Jam mixed with Kirby.
Oh, here is another one:
BATTLETOADS 3D!!
Oh, wait. Its already out.
#23
Posted 27 August 2008 - 01:58 PM
What about a game where you play as a shoe possessed by the soul of a murderer, and the aim of the game is to inconvenience and eventually cause your wearer to trip over in deadly locations.
LOVE, the source of all evil:
League Of Villains
League Of Villains
#25
Posted 27 August 2008 - 07:46 PM
QUOTE (gabrielk4 @ Aug 27 2008, 08:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
u play as Canada.
u control all the canadians and lead them on a terrible onslaught to take over the entire world.
Unfortunately there's no passing the first level.
u control all the canadians and lead them on a terrible onslaught to take over the entire world.
Unfortunately there's no passing the first level.
QUOTE (Man Of Doom @ Aug 27 2008, 07:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What about a game where you play as a shoe possessed by the soul of a murderer, and the aim of the game is to inconvenience and eventually cause your wearer to trip over in deadly locations.
Where can I find more guys like you? You deserve kisses.
#26
Posted 27 August 2008 - 08:28 PM
QUOTE (Game Over @ Aug 28 2008, 01:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Where can I find more guys like you? You deserve kisses.
You seem to have mellowed out of late.
And yes, those game designs sound, to coin a phrase, the shit.
#30
Posted 28 August 2008 - 03:24 AM
OMG! just found this game called 'Harpooned', you basically have to cull whales for 'research' and avoid hitting protesters as it will cost you legal fees. The more whales you kill the more burgers and cat food you produce. Jeez and all those people that think whale culling is a bad thing...
I pooped a hammer. I pooped a cornish game hen.