Good heavens, what is happening to this discussion board! It's dying!
In an attempt to revive the glory days of the Friends of L&E message board, I offer the following:
Officer B learns Farsi!
I'm dating this totally hot Iranian chick, and she speaks Farsi. Which is hot. It's a hot language. Gentlemen, let me tell you, there is nothing hotter than a hot chick speaking a hot language.
You've never heard a woman scream "Oh god, penetrate me!" until you've heard in Farsi, which is something like "An mochem lech menorachim babo hachmoret!".
So, I'm gonna keep this message board up to date on my quest to learn Farsi. Where do you start? What's it like? What do you do when a bunch of Iranian people talk about you and think that you can't understand them? What does it sound like when a bunch of Iranian dudes kick your ass for confronting them about the things they said when they thought you couldn't understand them?
All of these questions, AND MORE, will be answered in:
Officer B learns Farsi!!!
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Officer B learns Farsi
#2
Posted 29 June 2005 - 06:04 PM
QUOTE (Officer B @ Jun 29 2005, 09:10 PM)
Good heavens, what is happening to this discussion board! It's dying!
In an attempt to revive the glory days of the Friends of L&E message board, I offer the following:
Officer B learns Farsi!
I'm dating this totally hot Iranian chick, and she speaks Farsi. Which is hot. It's a hot language. Gentlemen, let me tell you, there is nothing hotter than a hot chick speaking a hot language.
You've never heard a woman scream "Oh god, penetrate me!" until you've heard in Farsi, which is something like "An mochem lech menorachim babo hachmoret!".
So, I'm gonna keep this message board up to date on my quest to learn Farsi. Where do you start? What's it like? What do you do when a bunch of Iranian people talk about you and think that you can't understand them? What does it sound like when a bunch of Iranian dudes kick your ass for confronting them about the things they said when they thought you couldn't understand them?
All of these questions, AND MORE, will be answered in:
Officer B learns Farsi!!!
In an attempt to revive the glory days of the Friends of L&E message board, I offer the following:
Officer B learns Farsi!
I'm dating this totally hot Iranian chick, and she speaks Farsi. Which is hot. It's a hot language. Gentlemen, let me tell you, there is nothing hotter than a hot chick speaking a hot language.
You've never heard a woman scream "Oh god, penetrate me!" until you've heard in Farsi, which is something like "An mochem lech menorachim babo hachmoret!".
So, I'm gonna keep this message board up to date on my quest to learn Farsi. Where do you start? What's it like? What do you do when a bunch of Iranian people talk about you and think that you can't understand them? What does it sound like when a bunch of Iranian dudes kick your ass for confronting them about the things they said when they thought you couldn't understand them?
All of these questions, AND MORE, will be answered in:
Officer B learns Farsi!!!
Can't wait for the counterpost...
"Hot iranian chick learns ENGLISH!"
"I prefer rationalism to atheism. The question of God and other objects-of-faith are outside reason and play no part in rationalism, thus you don't have to waste your time in either attacking or defending."
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Isaac Asimov
#3
Posted 30 June 2005 - 01:51 AM
You know if you do learn Farsi you could get a pretty good job as a translator for the occupation forces in Afghanistan, or, eventually, Iran.
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
#4
Posted 30 June 2005 - 03:33 PM
I must be honest, I do know one piece of Farsi already. The hot Iranian taught me:
"Azizam, man mochem tora babusem".
Which is:
"My darling, I would like to give you a kiss".
I encourage all bachelors out there to liberally use that phrase in the company of hot Iranian babes. It will get you as laid as the sheet on top of the Qaab in Mecca.
"Azizam, man mochem tora babusem".
Which is:
"My darling, I would like to give you a kiss".
I encourage all bachelors out there to liberally use that phrase in the company of hot Iranian babes. It will get you as laid as the sheet on top of the Qaab in Mecca.
#5
Posted 23 July 2005 - 05:04 AM
Persian girls are fine! They're by far the hottest middle eastern/brown girls in the region. Do her parents like you?
This post has been edited by Jordan: 23 July 2005 - 05:05 AM
Oh SMEG. What the smeggity smegs has smeggins done? He smeggin killed me. - Lister of Smeg, space bum
#6
Posted 23 July 2005 - 10:31 PM
I continue to side with the Jacques camp, I like Jewish girls named Inbal.
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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