[J m HofMarN]

I post my blog probably as much as I update the site, and I don't really want to start a new topic every time i update, so I'm just pinning one. Plus Slade has been pointing out the complete disorganization of the forums:

"J M, what are you doing! This place is a mess! There's food all over the place, there's a dead... owl, over there. What, what are you doing here?"

Anyhow, any questions or comments about my blog can be posted here. If you're not already reading it, you should, since it's conveniently located here.

http://jmhoffman.blogspot.com

[floppydisk]

I don't know if blogger has this feature, but you should probably disable anonymous posting unless they leave a name to associate with it, like I do when I post.

[J m HofMarN]

I rather like the praise, plus I do get a bit of humor out of them. Once the message was "this page is awesome, you should check out spam.com, it's pretty awesome too!" and I replied with "You're awesome, you should cover yourself in bees, that would be pretty awesome too!"

[floppydisk]

So, what is this mystery site, then? I already checked Seanbaby and PartyHats.

[J m HofMarN]

That question will go unanswered. It is part of the mystery.

[J m HofMarN]

New update posted, this one deals with my death defying antics on a suicidally cheep bike.

[floppydisk]

Nice story. Sounds like fun :D

[J m HofMarN]

Two days later I'm more or less fine, it was definately a pretty humorous experience.

[Mirithorn]

I especially enjoy how the post before you said you were looking forward to going to work.

[J m HofMarN]

Holy fuck really? Man I don't mind having no good excuse when I crash someone else's bike and nearly kill myselef, but if I said something like that I better have been drunk, which is probably why I don't remember typing it...

[J m HofMarN]

Yeah, new blog entry. The one below it is probably old but if you havnt seen it it's new to you. Also, I'm sorry for hte brevity of this post, but I accidentally scrolled down too far and typed my real post into an add for Star Wars Action Figures. If that add could only read it would have been graced with a novel the likes of which the world has never known, with pie.

[iverson_kneobel1993]

According to what member "Chyld" said on this forum:
Hi,
Christmas TIME... is closer than You think... have You thought about tons of things what You should do before..christmas??
Every year same things.. same problems.. same ... What buy for girl/boyfriend ect..
What kind christmas tree You should buy... maybe natural this year Lots of things somethimes
cover our great christmas time and change it in nightmare I have been looking for good sites who can help
get answers on Your problems... think about it..and look below...
Autumn elegance: fall glamour sparkles as well - Cute Autumn Paper
Picture Sleigh Beautiful: O'Sullivan's First Law states that all
Merry Midi Rizzo: Perfecting Surround Sound
Quiz Ghosts Libro - El gato embalsamado
Christmas Craft - A Heavenly Craft
Ornaments Tree - Joshua Tree national pen - Get Away To … -
Tips To Avoid Phish Hooks And Prevent Indentity - Hooks Snowman Decor
Letters Brunhoff Tolkien - Cecile de Brunhoff, 99; she inspired brood's
Clause Costume Games - Student ignites costume

[J m HofMarN]

Holy crap! Check out the post above. Notice who that spam bot is posting to? That's right, Chyld! Also, I probably posted in my blog or something.

[J m HofMarN]

Posted a terribly bizarre and vivid dream/nightmare to my blog. Am using text from it in my signature.

[Slade]

I'd be frightened if Oscar Wilde was a gardener and not a brilliant author, too.