Many good men died to bring you this, and I made sure they died so I could cash in on this whole gaming entertainment thing that seems to be popular these days. In secret, the dark lords of Sony have forged a master gaming system, one that will surpass even the skillfully made PS3.
The backwards compatibility feature is continued to its inevitable conclusion in this new gaming behemoth, and new, impressive features are added. Below are the blue prints for the system. It is flawless except for a tiny, ray shielded exhaust port along the equatorial trench. (not visible due to duct tape)
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.