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Utterly Bizarre Munitions Revealed Monday, 17 January 2005

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Posted 17 January 2005 - 12:03 PM

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US military pondered love not war
Saturday, 15 January, 2005, 06:38 GMT

The US military investigated building a "gay bomb", which would make enemy soldiers "sexually irresistible" to each other, government papers say.

Other weapons that never saw the light of day include one to make soldiers obvious by their bad breath.

The US defence department considered various non-lethal chemicals meant to disrupt enemy discipline and morale.

The 1994 plans were for a six-year project costing $7.5m, but they were never pursued.

The US Air Force Wright Laboratory in Dayton, Ohio, sought Pentagon funding for research into what it called "harassing, annoying and 'bad guy'-identifying chemicals".

The plans were obtained under the US Freedom of Information by the Sunshine Project, a group which monitors research into chemical and biological weapons.

'Who? Me?'

The plan for a so-called "love bomb" envisaged an aphrodisiac chemical that would provoke widespread homosexual behaviour among troops, causing what the military called a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale.

Scientists also reportedly considered a "sting me/attack me" chemical weapon to attract swarms of enraged wasps or angry rats towards enemy troops.

A substance to make the skin unbearably sensitive to sunlight was also pondered.

Another idea was to develop a chemical causing "severe and lasting halitosis", so that enemy forces would be obvious even when they tried to blend in with civilians.

In a variation on that idea, researchers pondered a "Who? Me?" bomb, which would simulate flatulence in enemy ranks.

Indeed, a "Who? Me?" device had been under consideration since 1945, the government papers say.

However, researchers concluded that the premise for such a device was fatally flawed because "people in many areas of the world do not find faecal odour offensive, since they smell it on a regular basis".

Captain Dan McSweeney of the Joint Non-Lethal Weapons Directorate at the Pentagon said the defence department receives "literally hundreds" of project ideas, but that "none of the systems described in that [1994] proposal have been developed".

He told the BBC: "It's important to point out that only those proposals which are deemed appropriate, based on stringent human effects, legal, and international treaty reviews are considered for development or acquisition."

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I swear, this sort of thing can only happen in America...

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Posted 17 January 2005 - 12:06 PM

If the gay bomb would ever get into the wrong hands...

Could you imagine, someone being able to get any man he or she wanted!?
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Posted 17 January 2005 - 12:08 PM

Personally, I can't see how a bomb that turns anyone into a rampant gay man can be a serious weapon. Does the American military just develop new bombs for sheer fun?
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Posted 17 January 2005 - 12:11 PM

Warn me when there's a love bomb that works on women... THEN we can talk
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Posted 17 January 2005 - 10:07 PM

QUOTE (Chyld @ Jan 17 2005, 12:08 PM)
Personally, I can't see how a bomb that turns anyone into a rampant gay man can be a serious weapon. Does the American military just develop new bombs for sheer fun?

Both yes and no, as a military brat living next to the Hill AFB in Utah, I can safely say yes they are bored, but they are also trying to make these morale busting boner bombs because they don't inflict colateral damage, other than the steam cleaning of the bed sheets. That and they don't cause civilian casualties, if you were walking on the street when an air raid appeard what would you rather be, gay or dead. Getting the enemy to surrender of is soooo much better Public Relations wise than out right killing the poor basterds not to mention the info from interrigations.

I can only wonder what plane would drop the first gay bomb, maybe... The Enola Gay.
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Posted 17 January 2005 - 10:34 PM

Whatever it is......can you imagine a bunch of men running around after eachother?............HERE BUBBA
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Posted 17 January 2005 - 11:13 PM

Imagine? Obviously you've never been to county jail before.
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EDIT: Curse that dasterdly ?

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Posted 18 January 2005 - 12:26 AM

No I have never been in jail before.......although I have heard the phrase......don't bend over to pick up the bar of soap!
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Posted 18 January 2005 - 05:48 AM

Rear Admiral! Let go of my love missle and Keep your privates away from my precious gay bomb...
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Posted 18 January 2005 - 08:34 AM

Excellent take Barend biggrin.gif

A friend of mine was telling me about a video he saw wherein they were testing the effects of spraying enemy soldiers with LSD. Effects were humouress.
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Posted 18 January 2005 - 11:26 AM

While I can see the (hilarious) usefulness of an acid-flood, why not just fog out the enemy with marijuana fumes? Its easier to kill an enemy who's layed out giggling, and asking for munch.
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Posted 18 January 2005 - 01:00 PM

It would be funny in the middle of gunfight... One of the enemy takes a thing for you...

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Posted 18 January 2005 - 01:40 PM

Why don't we just spray the entire world with marijuana fumes? Then there'd be no reason for anybody to fight.
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Posted 18 January 2005 - 02:03 PM

They would be too busy walking after people saying "Wooooooo look at the size of that ant!"
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