1. God does not exist.
2. God does exist but he's pretty powerless these days.
or
3. God does exist, he has lots of power but he doesn't care about people.
Re: Evolutionists. The fossil record isn't complete but you do see gradual changes in the bone structures, showing animals slightly changing over a long period of time. You have chimpanzees, who share 97% of the same genes as us. You've got the first feathered animal, a flying dinosaur Archaoperex (no idea on the spelling but I think most know the thing I'm talking about) with virtually the same skeletal structure as Deinonychus (the dinosaur that they based the raptors on in Jurassic Park - real Velociraptors were tiny, tiny critters but the Jurassic Park guys just liked the name). Any, I digress. There is a SHITLOAD of evidence in favour of evolution. What is lacking is conclusive proof. Christianity however, is 100% FAITH. Now, I'm not having a go at anyone who believes in it, as long as they respect the fact it is a leap of faith and not all of us are willing to believe so much on the basis of so little.
I have no problem with people who think differently. What I have a problem with is people who are totally irrational and unreasonable. Let me tell you a story about three people on a boat. There were two guys and one woman. The boat got stranded out to sea, hit a reef or something, and they had to wait for rescuers. One of the guys was a mad Christian and he declared that God would save them so he threw ALL of their provisions, flares and their V-sheet over the side of the boat. Now, a rescue crew did find the boat eventually. But the woman was dead and both of the guys were on the brink of it. And all because this dickhead took his religious beliefs one step too far in the real world.
No, I don't have a problem with Christians. What I do have a problem with is crazy religious nuts. I also don't like having lots of street preachers screaming at me, abusing me and telling me I'm going to hell if I don't join them. If this isn't a violation of the peace, I don't know what is.
So Christians, I'm happy that you've found something that you can really hold onto in life. Good for you. And may you have a rich and fulfilling one, and may we all. But if you want to go crazy at me, preach at me, try to remove evolution books from schools or be a general dick, then I will treat you as such.
Oh, and one other thing...
Sorry, Jordan. I just want to be "trendy".