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Posted 04 June 2005 - 06:12 PM

It's so obious. They think that the gay people will be more attracted to the cows than each other.
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Posted 05 June 2005 - 04:36 PM

The only flaw in that article is my suspicion that you're not a farmboy Chyld. Having associated myself with the wurzles and Yokels of the royal counties, and some of their fair madiens, I can safetly say that having a pre-big mac bovine turn up during your moment of passion kills the mood like a 12 gauge.
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Posted 06 June 2005 - 03:26 AM

'Tis true, but it just seems like a very strange way of going about it, if you ask me.

There's no good way to segue into the story about me and this goat, is there?
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Posted 06 June 2005 - 08:21 AM

I can't see why not, providing you embelish the truth a little and include the gory details.

So, what exactly were you doing with that goat?.....
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Posted 06 June 2005 - 11:26 AM

Cows say moo.
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Posted 06 June 2005 - 02:06 PM

Well, on reflection, its not as interesting a story as I've made it out to be, but I can't really not tell you now I've mentioned it.

I was ten, on holiday in Somerset, and on a farm. Being paid for this sort of thing, the people working the farm decided to let the little children "help" look after the animals. I was given a goat on a rope to hold for a minute while they did something. Said goat objected to this, and ran off. I didn't let go for half a minute or so. In hindsight, it was as funny as it was painful at the time.
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Posted 27 June 2005 - 06:12 AM

Poor goat.
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Posted 27 June 2005 - 11:07 AM

I think the goat got off scot free, and probably lived a long and happy life doing... whatever it is that goats do, apart from fucking well eating everything.

Say, what use are goats, anyway? Above and beyond goats milk/cheese?
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Posted 12 July 2005 - 08:54 AM

I think West Indian people eat goats a lot don't they.

Anyone out there West Indian that we could ask? smile.gif

And the baby ones look cute
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Posted 12 July 2005 - 08:57 AM

QUOTE (Amyjay @ Jul 12 2005, 01:54 PM)
I think West Indian people eat goats a lot don't they.

Anyone out there West Indian that we could ask? smile.gif

And the baby ones look cute


In Portugal we sometimes eat goat. pirate.gif
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Posted 12 July 2005 - 01:32 PM

I know one Portugese person, and she was full of donkeys. Or maybe I was keep telling those crap about Portuguese and donkies... Well, fact remains, Portugese are weird.
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Posted 13 July 2005 - 02:02 AM

Coming from the Dutchman.
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Posted 13 July 2005 - 05:58 AM

Don't get me started on Aussies, mate.
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Posted 14 July 2005 - 11:45 AM

Go ahead, I'm curious to hear.
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Posted 15 July 2005 - 02:43 AM

Well, they are really, really weird.
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