Conspiracy Theories
#1
Posted 12 October 2005 - 06:01 PM
I recently saw a show on ESPN which I would not have watched, except that it was about friction, and I had a test the next day, and it was justifiable procrastination. In it, every few seconds, there was a clip shown of a cow. Well, a lot of cows, but only one in a prominant position. The tag on its ear said "51" and the cow said "Mooo." Any theories on why ESPN thought this had something to do with friction?
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
#3
Posted 12 October 2005 - 06:06 PM
Cows are EVIL!! They start fires! By pushing down power lines! No, really! And they killed a badger too!
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
#5
Posted 12 October 2005 - 06:08 PM
I KNOW!!!! (It really did happen this summer.)
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
#9
Posted 12 October 2005 - 06:41 PM
QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)
If you will it, it is no dream.
#12
Posted 12 October 2005 - 06:47 PM
Tricksy! More of Seanbaby's stuff.
This post has been edited by Otal Nimrodi: 12 October 2005 - 06:47 PM
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#14
Posted 12 October 2005 - 06:51 PM
Hmm. Times change quickly.
To quote Floppydisk...
To quote Floppydisk...
QUOTE (,Oct 11 2005, 09:34 PM)
Clicky ->
This post has been edited by Otal Nimrodi: 12 October 2005 - 06:51 PM
Want a Tarot reading?
PM me, we'll talk.
PM me, we'll talk.
#15
Posted 12 October 2005 - 06:53 PM
I know. He's hilarous. Easily better than Yahtzee or Chefelf (sorry guys)
Here's his single best article ever: http://www.seanbaby....l/fireworks.htm
Incidentally, I didn't know that badger thing was looping. I played it for five minutes...
Here's his single best article ever: http://www.seanbaby....l/fireworks.htm
Incidentally, I didn't know that badger thing was looping. I played it for five minutes...
QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)
If you will it, it is no dream.