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Here's another for you all. Dwarf tossing...
#3
Posted 10 January 2004 - 10:00 PM
Wow. Was there, like, a dwarf-tossing epidemic in Ontario or something? I guess people will have to travel if they want to continue with their dwarf-tossing habits, then....
Head Gunner for the Royal Sloop Crimson Steel, Queen of the Dead, Instigator of Chaos and Confusion, Knight of the Grand Recursive Order of the Lambda Calculus, and also The Non.
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
- Do Not Use the Elevators - deviantART - Infinite Monkeys -
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
- Do Not Use the Elevators - deviantART - Infinite Monkeys -
#4
Posted 11 January 2004 - 04:58 AM
Good; they're cracking down on the vaguely-dangerous-but-fully-consensual dangerous activities.
"I had a lot of different ideas. At one point, Luke, Leia and Ben were all going to be little people, and we did screen tests to see if we could do that." -George Lucas, in STAR WARS: the Annotated Screenplays (p197).
#5
Posted 11 January 2004 - 09:21 PM
QUOTE (Heccubus @ Jan 10 2004, 11:30 PM)
Why does my government always have to ruin all of my fun?
At least Canadian laws have an explanatory note, so you know what the bugger it means.
Contrast to:
Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled, That the persons who have been, or may hereafter be, appointed commissioners, in virtue of any act of Congress, by the Circuit Courts of the United States, and Who, in consequence of such appointment, are authorized to exercise the powers that any justice of the peace, or other magistrate of any of the United States, may exercise in respect to offenders for any crime or offense against the United States, by arresting, imprisoning, or bailing the same under and by the virtue of the thirty-third section of the act of the twenty-fourth of September seventeen hundred and eighty-nine, entitled "An Act to establish the judicial courts of the United States" shall be, and are hereby, authorized and required to exercise and discharge all the powers and duties conferred by this act.
Note that while the Ontario law forbids dwarf tossing, it doesn't forbid dwarf launching.
#6
Posted 11 January 2004 - 11:09 PM
so when people aren't launching pumpkins into empty fields, they can now launch dwarfs.
or you could just "throw" or "drop" or "pass" a dwarf. oh, what if the dwarf doesn't mind, or even wants to be tossed.
or you could just "throw" or "drop" or "pass" a dwarf. oh, what if the dwarf doesn't mind, or even wants to be tossed.
Thirteen and a half.
Twelve jurors,
one judge,
and half a chance.
Twelve jurors,
one judge,
and half a chance.
#8
Posted 12 January 2004 - 06:44 PM
So there are loopholes in the law.
"Honestly, officer, we weren't tossing the dwarf.....We were just.....studying projectile motion!"
"Honestly, officer, we weren't tossing the dwarf.....We were just.....studying projectile motion!"
Head Gunner for the Royal Sloop Crimson Steel, Queen of the Dead, Instigator of Chaos and Confusion, Knight of the Grand Recursive Order of the Lambda Calculus, and also The Non.
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
- Do Not Use the Elevators - deviantART - Infinite Monkeys -
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
- Do Not Use the Elevators - deviantART - Infinite Monkeys -
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