I know Trilby's real real name. I don't care what Yahtzee says his real name is, I know it. I'll give you a bit to guess. He's educated, incredibly witty, and impeccably well-dressed. He has semi-long black hair, blue eyes, hails from England and is obviously quite tall.
Now, who else might this describe?
Any guesses?
No?
I know his name because Trilby is, in fact, Peter Cook.
So you can take your secret identity, Mr Cook, and stuff it.
This post has been edited by TheOrator: 03 April 2007 - 07:49 PM