Charlie And The Chocolate Factory OMGWTF!?
#1
Posted 04 May 2005 - 04:21 AM
#2
Posted 04 May 2005 - 04:56 AM
#3
Posted 04 May 2005 - 07:55 AM
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#4
Posted 04 May 2005 - 01:28 PM
Anyone else heard of another new movie by Tim Burton? I can't remember the title, but I saw the trailer for it in HGTTG. Same style as Nightmare, but not the same characters.
#5
Posted 04 May 2005 - 02:06 PM
Anyone else heard of another new movie by Tim Burton? I can't remember the title, but I saw the trailer for it in HGTTG. Same style as Nightmare, but not the same characters.
That, good sir, would be The Corpse Bride
As for Willy Wonka, all my friends are outraged about it, but I refuse to judge until I actually see it. I have to admit though, it's gonna be hard as hell not to compare it to the original film.
#6
Posted 04 May 2005 - 02:34 PM
And Floppydisk, if you judge movies by what everyone else says about them, then you shouldn't be watching them at all.
#7
Posted 04 May 2005 - 02:48 PM
#8
Posted 04 May 2005 - 03:01 PM
What I meant to say was that if you guys think it's good, I'll go see it, because most of you have good taste. I currently don't care too much about it because I wasn't very impressed by the trailer. And even if everyone here liked it, that doesn't mean that I will.
#9
Posted 04 May 2005 - 04:06 PM
#10
Posted 04 May 2005 - 06:12 PM
I can't wait for the movie to come, both because I am a rabid Johnny Depp fangirl, and it looks absolutely amazing. If I can help it, I'm going to be in line for the very first showing the very first day it comes out.
And I can't stop wondering, in the book, is Veruca a "bad egg" or a "bad nut"?
NOTE: I read somewhere recently when I was looking for quotes that Dahl was actually quite pissed off about what they did with the original movie...
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#11
Posted 04 May 2005 - 08:00 PM
Although that song creeps me right out. So much happyness... *shudder*
This post has been edited by Slade: 04 May 2005 - 08:03 PM
#12
Posted 04 May 2005 - 08:26 PM
Ahem. Sorry about that folks. Don't know what came over me. I'm probably lacking starch or something. Yeah that must be it. *Phew! Nice save VD!*
Anyway, FINALLY back on topic. Summarisation is as follows. It's been a long time since i've read it, so please forgive me if I get it wrong. If I mislead you in anyway, you can spank me if you like. *SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID LITTLE TWAT!!!!*
Ahem. Lack starch. Here it is.
SPOILER alert! SPOILER alert! SPOILER alert! SPOILER alert!
After leaving factory in said elevator, Charlie and Wonka go get Charlies family and, for some reason, take them into space. In space, you nice American boyos (And girlos *slobber* Um..just trying to ease the pain of a mouth ulcer. Thats all. THATS ALL!!!), have launched the worlds first space hotel. Wonka heads straight for it and enters. Hotel already swarming with evil dark slimy hideous telepathic genocidal alien monsters. Monsters look like giant black olives with one eye. They can slowly change shape between olives and slimy worms of same colour and texture. A couple of them use this ability to spell the message "You're all going to fucking DIE!" or something nice and friendly like that. Wonka beats worms, forget how, *Spanking! Spanking!* and everyone returns to factory to celebrate. After that they travel to the afterlife, yes the afterlife, to track down one of the grandparents who has died. No, scratch that, the grandparent took one of Wonkas pills and is reversed aged until they are minus 247 years old. Grandparent now in limbo. Limbo full of ghastly insubstantial invisible things called nulls. If a null bites you, you go through horrendous agony as you suffer from the death throws of long division, until you becom a minus. You become a null. Thats all I can remember.
PS: If you got the impression from the above post that I'm a sad little submissive freak waiting impatiently for the day when The Glorious Feminist Revolution finally starts and Women take their rightful place as leaders of this world, and all men are forced to serve their new Love Godesses 24 hours a day 7 days a week *slobber*, then um.. I'm not. Not! NOT NOT NOT! *Christ, I didn't do meself any favours there. How do I edit this thing? Oh no. OH NO! EDIT TIME EXPIRED! ARAAAAAGH!!!! MY HUMILIATING LITTLE SECRET IS OUT THERE FOR THE WHOLE OF CHEFELF TO SEE!!!!!!!!!*
I'll um..I'll go now. Unless you need anything else from your little man bitch Mistress Sherwood.
This post has been edited by Voodoo dog: 04 May 2005 - 08:38 PM
#13
Posted 04 May 2005 - 08:33 PM
Of course we know Rohl Dahl. Since you mention it, I should find some of his books. I remember that our teacher read us The BFG in third grade, and forbade us from laughing at the farts (She was a mean old bitch).
And uh, VD? No offense, but uh...you're coming off a little creepy there. What with the uh...well, perversion and all there...yeah. Tone it down a little, man.
#14
Posted 04 May 2005 - 09:56 PM
Floppydisk: My point still stands.
VD: I never read "Charlie And The Glass Elevator", but that's mostly because it's not that easy to come by around here. I don't know that I've even seen a copy of it outside of my elementary school library.
#15
Posted 04 May 2005 - 10:23 PM
I'm more familiar with Charlie and The Great Glass Elevator, I think. I remember borrowing it from my friends and skimming through it when I was ten (only skimming because I was still apprehensive about the subject in general). I think I remember one part where they were telling a story about a little girl her stole her grandmother or someone's pills or something, thinking they were candy, and getting seriously fucked up from them.
And here's the tidbit from IMDB I was talking about:
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994