Chefelf.com Night Life: Are ducks fat? - Chefelf.com Night Life

Jump to content

(3 Pages)
1
2
3
→

You cannot start a new topic
Add Reply

Are ducks fat? An investigation into the poll system.

#1 Yahtzee

Level Boss

Group: Moderators
Posts: 402
Joined: 03-March 04
Country:Nothing Selected

Posted 06 March 2004 - 11:13 PM

This is me being playful.

As I walked through the valley of the shadow of death, I realised that it could do with a lick of paint.

#2 Chefelf

LittleHorse Fan

Group: Admin
Posts: 4,528
Joined: 30-October 03
Gender:Male
Location:New York, NY
Country:United States

Posted 07 March 2004 - 12:46 AM

They are actually pretty fat, that's what makes them so delicious!

#3 looktothesky

Tudo Bem.

Group: Members
Posts: 2,542
Joined: 10-November 03
Gender:Female
Country:Portugal

Posted 07 March 2004 - 01:21 AM

They swallow food whole, fat people tend to chew. Would this make ducks "morbidly obese"?

PRECIOUS VELIUS....

#4 Guest_Little princess_*

Group: Guests

Posted 07 March 2004 - 02:20 AM

YAHTZ.

Stop buggering about!

#5 Jon Gutner

The Dairy Man

Group: Moderators
Posts: 249
Joined: 08-February 04

Posted 07 March 2004 - 02:29 AM

[B][I][U][FONT=Times][SIZE=1][SIZE=1][SIZE=1][SIZE=1]
I FED A nDUCK Y a big loaf he sawallew and g otr fat. wewatch ur wait. dunkysn
QUACK qusak wuakvquack quack wuack
BLAHMBABAGO!!!!!

Jon Gutner's Blog

#6 Ninja Duck

Cheer up, emo duck.

Group: Moderators
Posts: 1,912
Joined: 30-October 03
Gender:Male
Location:Thrillsville
Country:United States

Posted 07 March 2004 - 10:49 AM

What do we vote if we deny it, but we're jerks anyway?

#7 Emu

the internets

Group: Members
Posts: 1,544
Joined: 15-November 03
Location:Massachusetts Tool & Die
Interests:fire, typing random things; getting guys drunk and getting them to do my Spanish homework for me; time travel; exploding things.
Country:United States

Posted 07 March 2004 - 04:30 PM

QUOTE

What do we vote if we deny it, but we're jerks anyway?

Then, you have a dilemma.

See, in order to determine whether ducks are fat, we need a point of reference. Are ducks fat in comparison to what? If in comparison to a hippopotamus, then I would doubt it. If in comparison to a toothpick, then definitely yes, although I don't know why you'd be comparing a duck to a toothpick in the first place.

....Quack!!!

Head Gunner for the Royal Sloop Crimson Steel, Queen of the Dead, Instigator of Chaos and Confusion, Knight of the Grand Recursive Order of the Lambda Calculus, and also The Non.

Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn

If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn

- Do Not Use the Elevators - deviantART - Infinite Monkeys -

#8 Guest_Rhubarb_*

Group: Guests

Posted 08 March 2004 - 03:21 AM

It's probably a good thing that these forums aren't very crowded. On most forums, moderators would delete stuff like this.

*raises a disapproving eyebrow*

#9 Guest_Little princess_*

Group: Guests

Posted 08 March 2004 - 05:19 PM

Hey Rhubarb.

What's he like?

You know...

#10 Heccubus

Ugh.

Group: Head Moderator
Posts: 4,954
Joined: 30-October 03
Gender:Male
Country:Canada

Posted 08 March 2004 - 06:00 PM

Yes, ducks are fat. They wouldn't be so hilarious if they weren't.

#11 Jane Sherwood

Hello Master

Group: Members
Posts: 5,605
Joined: 05-March 04
Gender:Female
Location:Lake Charles, Louisiana
Interests:Far too many to list in this tiny space...
Country:United States

Posted 08 March 2004 - 06:24 PM

Actually, they wouldn't be able to float if it weren't for their fat...they also wouldn't be so damn greasy when you cook them either...

Check out my crappy drawings!

Chyld is an ignorant slut.

QUOTE

"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994