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Posted 03 October 2004 - 10:03 AM
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Posted 03 October 2004 - 10:18 AM
Hey, my clippers are so dangerous that I can't even get them on a plane. They're grouped in with automatic weapons, napalm, and blowtortches. So feel my clipping wrath!
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Posted 03 October 2004 - 10:18 AM
Bugger this, looks like I'm going to have to get my anti-everything proof shield laser.
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Posted 03 October 2004 - 12:49 PM
No one wants to take advantage of my bomb shelter?
Very small charge! Only 2 gold nuggets!
Or 5 chicken nuggets. Whatever's good.
Very small charge! Only 2 gold nuggets!
Or 5 chicken nuggets. Whatever's good.
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Posted 05 October 2004 - 02:44 AM
*rolls grenade into bomb shelter*
Let's see how effective that thing is now.
Let's see how effective that thing is now.
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Posted 05 October 2004 - 10:09 AM
(*sticks out tongue*)
Nyah to you and your bomb shelter! Dibs on anything valuable left over once it's destroyed!
Nyah to you and your bomb shelter! Dibs on anything valuable left over once it's destroyed!
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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Posted 05 October 2004 - 11:40 AM
QUOTE (Dark Comet @ Oct 3 2004, 12:49 PM)
No one wants to take advantage of my bomb shelter?
Very small charge! Only 2 gold nuggets!
Or 5 chicken nuggets. Whatever's good.
Very small charge! Only 2 gold nuggets!
Or 5 chicken nuggets. Whatever's good.
I have a bomb shelter.
A cardboard box with a flag on top.
PRECIOUS VELIUS....
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Posted 05 October 2004 - 11:45 AM
*Boom*
DARNIT!!!
Sheesh... I was trying to be the sane one here, guys. You're all gallivanting off with yer tone nail clippers, yer blowtorches and yer anti-everything proof shield lasers, and I wanted to take a back seat and possibly emerge later to nick any boots that where left.
But nooooooooo...
DARNIT!!!
Sheesh... I was trying to be the sane one here, guys. You're all gallivanting off with yer tone nail clippers, yer blowtorches and yer anti-everything proof shield lasers, and I wanted to take a back seat and possibly emerge later to nick any boots that where left.
But nooooooooo...
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Posted 05 October 2004 - 01:39 PM
There are no innocents. Your birth certificate is proof of guilt.
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Posted 05 October 2004 - 01:45 PM
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Now that is a good line!
Now that is a good line!
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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Posted 05 October 2004 - 02:12 PM
I agree.
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Posted 05 October 2004 - 02:27 PM
I think I may have lifted that off of Heinlien. It still is a tremendously bad-ass quote. Works especially well for assassins, mercinaries, and lone psychos wil a rifle and a bell tower.