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Neither did I, until the little fucker melted my coffee mug.
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Posted 30 September 2004 - 07:03 PM
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Posted 30 September 2004 - 07:12 PM
(*shakes finger sternly at Confusion*)
Bad, Brick's Confusion! Bad! Stop melting things!
Bad, Brick's Confusion! Bad! Stop melting things!
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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Posted 30 September 2004 - 07:41 PM
And now it's chewing on my finger. And drawing blood. Which it seems to have aquired a taste for.
Now, how did they deal with this in Aliens again?
Now, how did they deal with this in Aliens again?
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Posted 30 September 2004 - 11:54 PM
For fuck's sake, stop whinging and take it like a man. Let the hideous parasitical nightmare monster have a bit of fun, you begrudging bastard.
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Posted 01 October 2004 - 02:19 AM
Rhubarb, I think you have a point. Who am I to stop the hellspawn from enjoying himself? It's his righht as dreamuon braest. Yoyur goimng to haaver tpo fporgicve my tryping, as the little basatd ios now eratinbg mny fiiongers.
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Posted 01 October 2004 - 02:41 AM
QUOTE (Brick McRunfast @ Oct 1 2004, 08:03 AM)
Neither did I, until the little fucker melted my coffee mug.
My friend managed to dissolve his calculator with acetylacetate. That was pretty cool.
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Posted 01 October 2004 - 10:19 AM
QUOTE (Brick McRunfast @ Oct 1 2004, 02:19 AM)
Yoyur goimng to haaver tpo fporgicve my tryping, as the little basatd ios now eratinbg mny fiiongers.
...That sounds quite painful, you want me to taze him or something? Or whack him with a shovel?
...A monkey broke my calculator.
This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 01 October 2004 - 10:21 AM
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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Posted 01 October 2004 - 03:38 PM
No, no. I'm going to let him enjoy this little adventure. He can run amok and chomp on some of my possesions for the moment. Then I'm going to strap him to a table and perform horrific experiments on the li'l guy.
GAR! BLOODY SHIT BASTARD ASS COCK ARRRRRRRRG!
There goes a toe . . .
Get my scalpel. The dull, rusty one please.
GAR! BLOODY SHIT BASTARD ASS COCK ARRRRRRRRG!
There goes a toe . . .
Get my scalpel. The dull, rusty one please.
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Posted 01 October 2004 - 09:47 PM
(*eyes light up, and is suddenly clad in surgical scrubs, bouncing with excitement*)
Ooooooh...can I help?
Ooooooh...can I help?
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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Posted 02 October 2004 - 01:47 AM
QUOTE (Jane Sherwood @ Oct 1 2004, 11:19 PM)
...A monkey broke my calculator.
At least he didn't steal your calculus book.
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JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
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Posted 02 October 2004 - 01:58 AM
QUOTE (Jane Sherwood @ Oct 1 2004, 09:47 PM)
(*eyes light up, and is suddenly clad in surgical scrubs, bouncing with excitement*)
Ooooooh...can I help?
Ooooooh...can I help?
My word, you change rather quickly . . .
But yes, I would love some help. Random question: How are you with a chainsaw? How about a sodering iron?
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Posted 02 October 2004 - 02:42 AM
Sadly, it seems to be your room they've gotten.
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Posted 02 October 2004 - 02:54 AM
When chainsaws, sodering irons, and horrific medical experiments on imaginary creatures are even loosely connected with flirting . . . does it strike anyone as very wrong?
I'm asking the wrong croud, aren't I?
I'm asking the wrong croud, aren't I?
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Posted 02 October 2004 - 06:51 AM
Yes. And yes. My paranoia is running in overtime.