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#31 User is offline   Yahtzee Icon

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Posted 23 September 2004 - 06:34 AM

I'm sorry DS, you're right, most of the posts in this topic have been cringingly unfunny. You were just the easy target. I apologise for my previous words. And for the ones that will immediately follow this sentence.

CHRIST, what is this god damn insistence on the part of 90% of the internet that to add the implication of alternative sexuality turns something into comedy worthy of the fucking Marx brothers? The joke wore fucking thin around Something Awful's umpteenth Photoshop Phriday feature, guys. I'm sure you think it's hilarious that some men don't feel as compelled to dive head-first into vagina as others, but frankly you need some god damn new material. You ever seen Homestar Runner? That site has remained consistently hilarious without, and I know this might shock you, without having to swear or mention genitalia AT ALL. I hate you all and hope you die.
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Post icon  Posted 23 September 2004 - 06:47 AM

DS, your signature makes my eyes burn.

YZ, speaking of SA, did you see yesterday's awful link of the day? ~shudders~ Transformers slash.
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Posted 23 September 2004 - 11:11 AM

QUOTE (Amber-Nicole @ Sep 23 2004, 06:47 AM)
DS, your signature makes my eyes burn.

YZ, speaking of SA, did you see yesterday's awful link of the day? ~shudders~ Transformers slash.

u really dont like me do u?
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Posted 23 September 2004 - 11:15 AM

QUOTE (Yahtzee @ Sep 23 2004, 06:34 AM)
CHRIST, what is this god damn insistence on the part of 90% of the internet that to add the implication of alternative sexuality turns something into comedy worthy of the fucking Marx brothers? The joke wore fucking thin around Something Awful's umpteenth Photoshop Phriday feature, guys. I'm sure you think it's hilarious that some men don't feel as compelled to dive head-first into vagina as others, but frankly you need some god damn new material. You ever seen Homestar Runner? That site has remained consistently hilarious without, and I know this might shock you, without having to swear or mention genitalia AT ALL. I hate you all and hope you die.

u didnt actually get the joke in my latest one... i wasnt insulting gays... the joke was that what she planned on using to get rid of him would just make him excited... and the fact that hes gay, wel it just helps the joke its doesnt actually mean im making fun of his sexuality!

oh, and amber-nicole, if i have a grammer mistake somewhere in here TOO FUCKING BAD!
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Posted 23 September 2004 - 11:20 AM

QUOTE (Yahtzee @ Sep 23 2004, 07:34 PM)
I hate you all and hope you die.

We love you too Yahtzee.
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Posted 23 September 2004 - 11:27 AM

Well, after carefully analysing the subject of arguement that this topic suddenly degraded into, I have decided to leave the following statement:

I liek pie.
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Posted 23 September 2004 - 11:48 AM

Well said Stalky. Well said.
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Posted 23 September 2004 - 02:29 PM

I want to make you bleed... mellow.gif

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Post icon  Posted 23 September 2004 - 03:28 PM

Me too Janey, me too.
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Posted 23 September 2004 - 03:46 PM

FUCKING STOP IT.

Go read my last post in the Kirby thread.
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Posted 23 September 2004 - 04:29 PM

Do I join in, sit on the wall, or just plug the blog?

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Posted 23 September 2004 - 05:10 PM

A combination of all three would be the most obvious course of action. But likely not the wisest, seeing as how Jane has her knife out at the moment.
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Posted 23 September 2004 - 09:09 PM

Please dump this, it's making my teeth hurt.

Stop being cruel to that bloke Dragonspawn.

It's too cruel, and too easy...he's seriously lacking something.
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Posted 24 September 2004 - 06:19 AM

QUOTE (Jane Sherwood @ Sep 23 2004, 02:29 PM)
I want to make you bleed... mellow.gif

i cant help but feel that this was written to me...
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Posted 24 September 2004 - 07:41 AM

Is Jane not taking her medication?
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