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Posted 11 April 2004 - 05:41 PM

Over the easter break i've been arsed to leave the house maybe... twice for the 10 days i've had so far out of 6th form. It isn't as enjoyable and relaxing as i'd thought. Most of the time I can't be arsed to get meals too because I just moved into the loft extension of my (3-story) house and don't want to have to tackle the stairs again.

So it looks like I have sloth pretty much nailed...
Greed i'm pretty good at.
Gluttony isn't hard.
Envy is easy too.

I am having trouble with the other three though, i'm not very good at pride because i'm to modest. I'm crap at lust because I think too much. And I am quite simply physically inable to get angry. Ever. I just get pissed and spiteful, i'm a natural pacifist.
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Posted 11 April 2004 - 06:01 PM

Pride - So/so, I tend to be a very shy person in reality, and on the whole, tend to have no self-esteem what so ever. However, if I think one of my attributes or talents is better than someone else's, I'll hold that over them (silently, I never say it out loud incase I might offend them) until I notice something about them that's better than me, then promptly forget and fell disgusted with myself again.

Envy - I can't even begin to go into it...

Gluttony - Erm...I'm getting better at avoiding this one.

Lust - I think I'm pretty much incapable of this one.

Anger - (See response to "Envy")

Greed - Repeat

Sloth - I think this is pretty much on the same level as Envy, Gluttony, Anger, and Greed...
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Posted 11 April 2004 - 07:11 PM

you forgot pizza on that list there Jane... I have that one nailed
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Posted 11 April 2004 - 09:02 PM

Pride - My ego has been blown to such proportions by my friend, that pride could be my middle name.

Envy - Pride makes it hard, so I envy people for getting paid for being bums.

Gluttony - Yum yum, chocolate.

Lust - I'm so good at it, condoms burst.

Anger - The Wrath of Icey is a force to be reckoned with.

Greed - I tend to suck at this one, well, depends on my mood really.

Sloth - I'm really good at this one, it's the reason I can have envy.
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Posted 12 April 2004 - 02:22 AM

Pride- My ego fluctulates from "Center of the Universe" to "Don't Look At Me, I'm Not Worth It", sometimes in the same five minute period.

Envy- Generally, I'm fine with my lot, but I envy the me of 2002...

Gluttony- Well, if you smoke as much green as I tend to, gluttony becomes inevitable...

Lust- I damn well wish. Here's me, here's my hormones, and I've no-one to share them with... (why are there no crying smilies?)

Anger- I don't vent it in public, I seethe in my own juices at home.

Greed- Yeah, but what am I gonna do about it? I struggle for money, so I hoarde it when I can get it. Or spend it all on green...

Sloth- Oh, for want of more sleeeeeeeepppp...
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

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Posted 12 April 2004 - 07:24 PM

"Seethe in your own juices," eh? That's...an interesting way of putting it.

Me, I'm to introversive to get properly anger. I usually end up giving myself a headache because I never actually do anything about someone who's pissing me off, especially since I'm not as witty in confrontational situations as I usually am anywhere else. It's usually about ten to thirty seconds after they've left when I think of the perfect cutting remarks to throw at them, so that only adds to the headaches.


Ooh, my name's got a little blue square under it. Nifty.

This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 12 April 2004 - 07:27 PM

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Posted 13 April 2004 - 03:47 AM

Jumping on the talk-about-me bandwagon -

Pride - I'm a pillar of egotism and arrogance, which I guess is why I'm posting in this thread in the first place. I consider myself to write better, draw better, and to be more intelligent than anyone I know (in person) except maybe for Yahtzee, and even that's debatable. I sail through life in my own little world and don't give a toss about anything that affects me personally.

Envy - Whenever I see a fantastic drawing my someone, or when Yahtzee creates a decent character, I seethe with jealously and rage and have to go sulk in my room for a while.
Which brings me to:

Anger - I am DEFINITELY the angriest person I know. Except my mother, who is insane.

Gluttony - I eat too much. Although this is balanced out by frequent bouts of illness and entire days filled with marathon gaming in which I'll forget to eat.

Lust - Porn is good.

Greed - Electronics Boutique calatogues drive me into a frenzy of frustrated desire.

Sloth - I get most of my thinking done in bed, so some days I'll wake up at eight and just stay there until midday. Having to get up to work really pisses me off.
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Posted 13 April 2004 - 06:55 AM

Pride - Definitely. What the f*** is wrong with pride?!? Stupid Christianity. Then again maybe I should check the dictionary.

A sense of one's own proper dignity or value; self-respect.

Yes, Christianity is stupid.

Envy - That's a healthy emotion.

Gluttony - Fat people must die.

Lust - Very healthy emotion. I love lust.

Anger - Not much.

Stop looking at me FUCKFACE!!!


Greed - No.

Sloth - Lazy people must die. Dorks too.
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Posted 13 April 2004 - 09:18 AM

Pride - Absent
Envy - Inherent in the above
Gluttony - Monstrous, though no match for Spacemonkey
Lust - What internet history?
Anger - Plentiful, but turned inwards into a seething cauldron of self-hatred. Yay for me!!
Greed - Pass
Sloth - Plentiful, which is annoying as I should be revising right now
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Posted 13 April 2004 - 05:25 PM

sloth - err....yup
pride - can't be bothered
envy - can't be bothered
gluttony - " " "
lust - " " "
anger - " " "
greed - " " "

blarg. I'm going back to sleep now.
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Posted 13 April 2004 - 09:56 PM

I like this bandwagon...so move up for one more.

PRIDE. Just quietly confident.

ENVY. No, never waste time wanting what I can't have.

LUST. Oh yes.

ANGER. White hot fury, but only when roused.

GREED. Not really.

GLUTTONY. I have, on occasion been known to over indulge.

SLOTH. Yes. Very good at sloth.


Glad to have you back Rhubarb. I've had to be sarcastic and bitchy all on my own.

The other girls, Jane and Misty are not quite as nasty as us.
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Posted 14 April 2004 - 01:16 AM

Pride - i'm a proud guy, I have dignity and i'm cool. what's wrong with that?
Envy - i only envy those who have me to envy for having me to envy! (and those better at the other 6 deadly sins)
Gluttony - comes and goes, but if it's tasty and there's room, it's going down!!!
Lust - [see 'gluttony'] well i'm guilty of this, but more subtle at it than others
Anger - i'm slow to anger and patient of others until they say something stupid, WHICH IS ALWAYS, THEN I JUST WANT TO RIP THEIR GODDAMNED HEADS OFF!!!"
Greed - i only want what i've got comming to me (and anyone else)
Sloth - i can't be bothered talking about this one.

well that's me covered...
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Posted 14 April 2004 - 10:53 PM

I'm am so sarcastic.
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Posted 15 April 2004 - 01:20 AM

Isn't that what I said?

Rhubarb....isn't it?
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