[SkinnedAlive]

*sigh*

[Icey]

Trust me Princess, if I had any control over who I'd knock up, it wouldn't have been that girl, I was just so shocked to find another intelligent person in Iceland so I had to date her. Then things got bad....

I love you all guys!

[StantheGarbageMan]

Here's one: You all know of the butterfly effect, right? No? Well, it's a theory that every little thing, including the beat of a butterfly's wings, contributes to every weather pattern around the world, such as hurricanes and rainstorms.

Here's my plan:

1: Gather the following: About 1 million Grow-Your-Own-Butterfly Kits, a cage large enough to hold said kits, a bomb shelter and about 10 million delicious Hostess Twinkies.

2: Raise the butterflies inside the gaint cage.

3: Once all the butterflies reach maturity, open up the cage and release all the butterflies.

4: Go inside bomb shelter as hurricanes all over the world destroy everything.

5: Arise from the shattered remains of the earth and proclaim myself as it's new leader.

6: Find the starving, half-dead survivors of earth and tell them if they make me their leader I will give them a lifetime supply of Twinkies. Wwho could pass up those delicious sponge cakes with real cream filling?

Well that's it! I'm surprised nobody else has thought of it.

[Dr Lecter]

*sighes* That was better than my plan:
I wonder if Bush is a test to see how much shit the people of the world's only superpower will put up with.

[Kirby]

Apparently, alot.

[barend]

Pfft.  I liked Yahtzee before liking Yahtzee was cool.

Actually, I prefer his older stuff.  His new stuff is to commercial. 

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

personally i'm a retro man...

i'm going to wait till everyone is sick of him, then i'm going to quote him all the time, and go on about how great he is, and how everbody sucks and so on ans so on... until people get sick of my crap (not that will happen, because i'm really laoud and annoying and i ramble on alot and just burst out into crap that goes no where even within the confines of brackets)...

[Dark Comet]

I'm just going to BLOW SHIT UP!!!

[Dorothy]

Dorothy's plan for world domination.

Teach all of the child actors and the stupid children of actors and actresses that everything that Dorothy says is right. Make everyone else sniff paint fumes fumes.

Edit: or expand my army of assassins for hire, and take the world by force.

This post has been edited by Dorothy: 06 September 2005 - 11:40 AM

[Otal Nimrodi]

I will speak for my next door neighbor here.

1) Hire vampires.
2) Unleash vampires on unsuspecting public
3) Laugh at non-vampires

My friend down the street.

1) Build a time machina
2) Travel back to 1337
3) Step on things and come back until my family rules the world.
4) Get friends to assist me in world-ruling.
5) (My favorite) Hire Otal to tell me if my ideas are dumb. (Like allowing murder and banning technology.)

[Zatoichi]

I'm on my way out the door.

1. Find out what countries can be ruled by honorably defeating the ruler (or their champion).
2. Initiate reforms and create a more stable environment.
3. Go to other third world countries and initiate hostile takeover.
4. repeat step two.
5. unite the people under my rule into one.
6. unleash the hounds of war onto all others untill they submit to my rule.
7. repeat step two.

Only through war can there be true change.

My plan needs work.

[Dr Lecter]

For my plan of world domination, all I need is:

100 Bottles of Bleach
22 Ipods
5 Boxes of Assorted Cheese
1 Trilby Hat and a Groucho Face Mask
And a phone call to Fidel Castro

[Emu]

I think I like this plan.

[Otal Nimrodi]

do expand on it.

[floppydisk]

I'd unleash Zed the Christmas Zombie on New York.