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In Topic: Ask Yahtzee...
Posted 24 Nov 2005
Of course it's possible to make a lawyer-shooting bowling ball! I have three of them!
And my mum is currently vacationing in Panama. It's lovely this time of year. -
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Posted 23 Nov 2005
To Zweb: Woodchucks actually CAN chuck wood, they just do it in secret. They're the ones that make all those wood chippings that people use around trees and gardens.
and Otal Nimrodi, no. I've never played Monkey Island, having no hands and all. -
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Posted 21 Nov 2005
Yes, we arses have been given a bad name for centuries, simply because we spew human waste and sulphuric gas, and blood if our owners haven't been eating enough fiber. Many arses have taken this hatred and shot it back at people, sneaking off into the night to sell whores and overdose on suppositories. That's why you sometimes wake up with a sore arse. But I just ignore it. After all, "Sticks and rocks hurt my buttocks but words will never hurt me". -
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Posted 20 Nov 2005
QUOTE (Otal Nimrodi @ Nov 20 2005, 09:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Dear YahtzeesArse.
What is it like being an arse? Is it a fulfilling career option? A friend of mine was considering going into Arsery, and I need to advise him.
Well, it's a tough job, but hey, somebody has to cushion Yahtzee's lower backbone while he's sitting, as well as helping along with deficating.
I personally graduated at St. Fanny's School for Arsery with a major in Avoiding Being Kicked. I also took several other wonderful classes such as Being Sat On, Crapping, Hemmerhoid Defense and, my personal favorite, How to be Properly Shaken in the Presence of Latin Dance Music.
Well, I hope that answers your question. -
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Posted 20 Nov 2005
Would anyone else care to ask me a question?
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