Posted 02 September 2005 - 05:42 AM
No, no, cleavers look much better on murder mistery covers. Plus you can hack at people while they're still alive, without actually dragging the knife over any part of them or stabbing them to draw blood- you can just whack repeatedly with the bottom of the cleaver.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"