you're gonna beat barend soon
#196
Posted 04 August 2007 - 06:49 PM
1. Have fun.
2. Have fun with other people than yourself.
3. Get friends and even a girlfriend.
4. F*ck the law, a beer won't kill you.
5. A cigarette won't either.
6. You don't have to do these things, just have fun.
7. Wanking might be fun, but fondling with a girl is ten times more fun.
8. Relax.
9. Read more, write less.
Read and understand, please, what I'm trying to tell you... And what I'm trying to tell is to focus less on the internet, focus more on your real life. You needn't overdue anything... The Internet, reading, whatever. Do all these things, but try to find a balance, please...
Anyone else care to add more to this?
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#198
Posted 04 August 2007 - 07:26 PM
Oh, you'd be surprised what kind of conversations and debates you can have while drinking. They can be quite...interesting.
I had quite a long religious discussion with my older brother one night after a bit of vodka (well, he did most of the talking while I listened and tossed out the odd question). Nice sibling bonding time. I can't remember much of that going on when we were kids.
But cigarettes, Dan? SHAME, SHAME, SHAME.
Ok, not being a social type I can understand (...all too painfully well...), but what do you mean by, "most people wouldn't dare socialize with me"?
And still, even if genuine contact fill you with the most mind-numbing terror imaginable...don't you ever just feel...starved?
This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 04 August 2007 - 07:27 PM
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#199
Posted 04 August 2007 - 07:31 PM
And hey, cigarettes improve your metal capacities for a bit, although they destroy the rest of your body...
Meh, a few ciggies a week won't kill me...
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#200
Posted 04 August 2007 - 07:32 PM
As for religious discussions, I enjoy having them. In fact, right now I'm busy compiling bits and pieces of apocryphal gospels, sorting them, and using sections of the canonical gospels as framework to make one long, new, patchwork gospel.
Sound interesting?
This post has been edited by Bond: 04 August 2007 - 07:32 PM
#201
Posted 04 August 2007 - 11:42 PM
What makes you think we want to socialize with you? This is a serious question; answer with forethought.
Good luck with that.
This post has been edited by Cobnat: 04 August 2007 - 11:44 PM
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#202
Posted 04 August 2007 - 11:52 PM
I've got a mild case of cerebral palsy. I'm sort of a loner due to it.
#203
Posted 05 August 2007 - 02:11 AM
How does that answer this question…
…?
Again I plead with you: Answer with forethought.
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#205
Posted 05 August 2007 - 02:47 AM
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This post has been edited by Cobnat: 05 August 2007 - 02:54 AM
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#206
Posted 05 August 2007 - 07:18 AM
if and when you do beat barend in post counts,.and especially when you are basically the reigning king of posts,.make sure that the post that beats them is posted in this thread for all to see.
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i hate to say this,.but the only reason i can see that someone would place restrictions on bond like this would be due to jealously.
1)bond isnt using any vulgarities or expletives.
2)he is having fun, in his eccentric unique way.
3)its kind of amusing to see just how many posts he can post in any given day
4) he isnt really doing anything bad to you, or to other people
i mean, seriously..why would you even care? a lot of people are accusing bond of having a minute social life due to his high post count. but it would take a hypocritical stance to take that one step further to investigate his daily post count, etc and then play chefelf police officer and threatening to eternally ban him,..when you know he has been posting sporatically for about the past 3 weeks.
seriously..who cares. you accuse him of having no life,.but it sounds like you dont have one of your own, if it means so much for you to threaten him like this.
let the man be..and dont place absurd restrictions on him like this.
This post has been edited by princesskadee: 05 August 2007 - 07:27 AM
#207
Posted 05 August 2007 - 09:54 AM
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Now the last time I checked, Cobnat, you don't have much sway around here, nor do you speak on behalf of the rest of the board. So I'm curious to know where you get the impression that you can just throw things like that out there and expect it to be taken at all seriously.
If you people are so fucking bent on getting Bond to post less, then why are you continuously responding to everything he posts, egging him on to simply post MORE?
And considering the shit you people are posting in here, I think this thread has just about seen its last light.
This post has been edited by Heccubus: 05 August 2007 - 09:55 AM