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Strange poem, yet it had its humor which is too complicated for me to explain.
But it was too simple. Just rhyming.
Yahtzee poetry reviewed a victory for interwebs quality!
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Posted 30 March 2008 - 03:55 AM
I'm curious to hear your opinion of the ballad of the beast and the giant then.
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Posted 31 March 2008 - 04:33 AM
I feel like a gnat in an air of disbelief, floating above groundless bastions of sadness.
<!--quoteo(post=174818:date=Oct 14 2007, 09:43 AM:name=Cobnat)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Cobnat @ Oct 14 2007, 09:43 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=174818"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Microsoft Sans Serif--><span style="font-family:Microsoft Sans Serif"><!--/fonto--><!--sizeo:2--><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><!--coloro:#FF0000--><span style="color:#FF0000"><!--/coloro-->Lets all have sex with robots until our groins are sore and bloody!<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--quoteo(post=169306:date=Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=169306"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Arial--><span style="font-family:Arial"><!--/fonto--><!--coloro:#483D8B--><span style="color:#483D8B"><!--/coloro--><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->So why the unholy flying purple donkeypunching fuck will it not work on yours? Just what kind of machine are you running there? Your toaster?<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
And the man again!
<!--quoteo(post=180859:date=Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=180859"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->In my opinion it's saying, fuck the lightsabers and special effects and fuck your voiceovers and fuck your stupid multimilliondollar game studios; you don't need any of those to make brilliant and scary games that will fuck with your head.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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<!--quoteo(post=169306:date=Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=169306"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Arial--><span style="font-family:Arial"><!--/fonto--><!--coloro:#483D8B--><span style="color:#483D8B"><!--/coloro--><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->So why the unholy flying purple donkeypunching fuck will it not work on yours? Just what kind of machine are you running there? Your toaster?<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
And the man again!
<!--quoteo(post=180859:date=Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=180859"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->In my opinion it's saying, fuck the lightsabers and special effects and fuck your voiceovers and fuck your stupid multimilliondollar game studios; you don't need any of those to make brilliant and scary games that will fuck with your head.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<u><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><!--coloro:#FF8C00--><span style="color:#FF8C00"><!--/coloro-->My Getting Huge Progress (Gym and weight gain diet)<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--></u>
<b>May '07:</b> 11st (154lbs)
<b>August '07:</b> 12st 7lbs (175lbs)
<b>November '07:</b> 12st 9lbs (177lbs)
<b>December '07:</b> 12st 11lbs (179lbs)
<b>January '08:</b> 12st 12lbs (180lbs)
<b>Febuary '08:</b> 13st 2lbs (184lbs)
<b>March '08:</b> 13st 7lbs (189lbs)
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Posted 31 March 2008 - 04:48 PM
QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Mar 30 2008, 08:55 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm curious to hear your opinion of the ballad of the beast and the giant then.
Haven't seen em'.
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Posted 01 April 2008 - 09:09 PM
I think CJ summed it up, but if you want to look the poem is presented in its entirety in my review. I wont paste it here because Yahtzee would close this topic and then have me tried for crimes against humanity.
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Posted 02 April 2008 - 03:19 PM
QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Apr 2 2008, 02:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I think CJ summed it up, but if you want to look the poem is presented in its entirety in my review. I wont paste it here because Yahtzee would close this topic and then have me tried for crimes against humanity.
PM it to me, Please.
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Posted 02 April 2008 - 06:12 PM
QUOTE (Cobnat @ Mar 28 2008, 07:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You guys are such bloody assholes; the kind they have in prison.
QFT. Since when could we write threads about certain individuals and make fun of them? I thought this thread was about a poetry review, not about immature bullying such as this.
Get this JM-gossip bullshit out of my FullyRamblomatic!
PRECIOUS VELIUS....
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Posted 02 April 2008 - 08:23 PM
LTTS - Oh, I'm sorry. I didnt mean to post a funny review of someone else's FR related work on the FR forums. I forgot that Yahtzee had decided to shift away from reviewing poor quality crap and move towards centering FR on sharing feelings and writing thank you cards for delightful sodomy.
My apologies for the mistake.
My apologies for the mistake.
This post has been edited by J m HofMarN: 02 April 2008 - 08:29 PM
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Posted 02 April 2008 - 08:41 PM
QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Apr 3 2008, 02:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
LTTS - Oh, I'm sorry. I didnt mean to post a funny review of someone else's FR related work on the FR forums. I forgot that Yahtzee had decided to shift away from reviewing poor quality crap and move towards centering FR on sharing feelings and writing thank you cards for delightful sodomy.
My apologies for the mistake.
My apologies for the mistake.
I can't tell but I think he's being sarcastic.
I find it difficult to dislike snake because the only disagreement we had was over the welsh; which happens more than you might think. That said I think he left because he was embarrassed about the heap of crap that HofMarN unearthed. I'd like to give him the benefit of the doubt and say he wrote it when he was young and sexually frustrated.
QUOTE (arien @ Jun 29 2008, 03:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.
That is one badass baby.
That is one badass baby.
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Posted 03 April 2008 - 03:17 AM
I dont dislike the guy, I just make fun of silly things he said or rather wrote. And yes, unless I'm sorely mistaken and have missed an update or two, that statement was sarcastic.
Edit: Wales is OK!
Edit: Wales is OK!
This post has been edited by J m HofMarN: 03 April 2008 - 03:20 AM
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.