Chefelf.com Night Life: WhoCares - Viewing Profile

This is taken from the www.starwars.com website. How can they do things like this? After finish reading it I had to call my doctor for a new prozac treatmen....




Jar Jar Binks


In this scene, Jar Jar brings Queen Amidala before Boss Nass, forging an important alliance between the Naboo and the Gungans.


What makes him an unlikely hero? He's clumsy. He doesn't have very good manners. He's been in trouble with the Gungan authorities. And he's been known to accidentally get into danger.

Sound like an unlikely hero? Perhaps, but Jar Jar was eventually considered a great warrior by Boss Nass, the leader of the Gungans, for uniting the Gungans and the Naboo. He was then made a general in the Gungan army, and in this role led many brave Gungans into battle against the Trade Federation battle droids.

Im a big wresting fan and one of my favorite websites is www.wrestlecrap.com where they make fun of the most idiotics wrestle characters ever invented. Its a pretty fun site if you know wrestling a little bit. But this time they use all their creativity to bash at the Star Wars Holiday Special, i was literally laughing my ass off of this one.

Enjoy your Hanukkah present; there has being no better one for me (except remebering how the Redsox came back from a 0-3 deficit to humilliate the Yankees) Here is the link: http://www.wrestlecr. ..dayspecial.html and have fun

Has anyone played yet? I am still wating for my copy (Damm you Amazon) but cant wait to put my hands on it.

Maybe this was posted before but I am to lazy to look for them:

1. Why Darth Vader didn’t sense the force or anything about Leia in ANH. I mean she is supposed to be strong with the force, isn’t she?

2. If the force runs strong on the Skywalker family, does this mean that Shmi is also strong with it?

3. Where did they get the money to clone all those troopers?

4. Speaking of clone troopers, have anyone thought how silly this is. I mean they have ranks, don’t they. So what if tomorrow a private wants to be a General. He can wake up early and say: “Hey I am General Fett….Gotcha. I am Capitan Fett”. Maybe each of the smaller ranks have a lobotomy.

5. How many Jedis were? How they all were killed in a period of 1-2 years. Did they blow an entire planet when all were in there?

6. And my top 1st. And I will always insist on this one: How in the world, no Jedi, not even Yoda, or the powerful Vincent Vega’s pal, feels anything, not even a small hint that Palpatine is evil.

I have more questions, I will post them later.

I know this isnt a SW topic but It was just too damn funny to see the Yankees go to hell last night.
Thank you Sox you gave me my Christmas present in advance.