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Attack of the annoying Flies Gotta kill em' all!
#1
Posted 28 March 2005 - 08:11 PM
You know, your best bet on killing those flies there Heccubus is buying a non-registered flamethrower, goggles, gloves (just because they look cool) and a bandana...Just to get the Rambo thing going.
Then, start hammering though your walls in your apartment until you find the nest of maggots and torch the damned things! Don't forget to burn what's left of the flies around your room, you don't want them to breed again.
If your room mates ask why the apartment smells like used firewood and why the walls are torn down, just blame it on the dog. If you don't have a dog then I don't know what to tell you.
Sorry, this was kind of pointless, you can delete it if you want...
Then, start hammering though your walls in your apartment until you find the nest of maggots and torch the damned things! Don't forget to burn what's left of the flies around your room, you don't want them to breed again.
If your room mates ask why the apartment smells like used firewood and why the walls are torn down, just blame it on the dog. If you don't have a dog then I don't know what to tell you.
Sorry, this was kind of pointless, you can delete it if you want...
--Idiotic Inc. "Teaching Cheerleaders to use birth control since 2004"
--They Call Him Rick: I'm telling you, it's not that bad
--They Call Him Rick: I'm telling you, it's not that bad
#2
Posted 30 March 2005 - 12:31 AM
I find it interesting that you give him permission to to delete it. It's like when my friend is late, and says if we miss the start of the movie I can hit him. Hell, if I wanted to, I could hit him anyway.
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
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#4
Posted 31 March 2005 - 02:37 AM
Okay Simesublime, I'm dredfully sorry. Please do keep this post, I think I worked very hard to write it!
I don't know what I did to piss you off. But If you don't like me, then don't talk to me.
I don't know what I did to piss you off. But If you don't like me, then don't talk to me.
This post has been edited by Shawnathan: 31 March 2005 - 02:40 AM
--Idiotic Inc. "Teaching Cheerleaders to use birth control since 2004"
--They Call Him Rick: I'm telling you, it's not that bad
--They Call Him Rick: I'm telling you, it's not that bad
#5
Posted 31 March 2005 - 03:53 AM
What gave you that idea? I just thought it was amusing that you give him permission, when he can pretty much do what he wants anyway. I didn't mean anything as a personal attack.
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#6
Posted 31 March 2005 - 11:16 AM
Two words: Fly paper. It's amazing stuff. It leaves you with the gross problem of a lot of dead flies hanging around but at least they're dead.
Just be careful not to touch it as it is the stickiest substance known to man.
Just be careful not to touch it as it is the stickiest substance known to man.
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#7
Posted 31 March 2005 - 12:10 PM
QUOTE ("SimeSublime")
What gave you that idea? I just thought it was amusing that you give him permission, when he can pretty much do what he wants anyway. I didn't mean anything as a personal attack.
Oh, sorry. It sounded like you were annoyed, like I was trying to take over Heccubus' forums by telling him wether he can delete a post or not.
Let me rephrase what I said..."I won't be mad if you delete this rather pointless post".
--Idiotic Inc. "Teaching Cheerleaders to use birth control since 2004"
--They Call Him Rick: I'm telling you, it's not that bad
--They Call Him Rick: I'm telling you, it's not that bad
#9
Posted 31 March 2005 - 07:34 PM
Oh GOD! I used to work at Wendy's for a year, before running away because the managers were all women and hated men.
--Idiotic Inc. "Teaching Cheerleaders to use birth control since 2004"
--They Call Him Rick: I'm telling you, it's not that bad
--They Call Him Rick: I'm telling you, it's not that bad
#11
Posted 01 April 2005 - 09:17 PM
I'm not sure, I think these ladies might have been permanently stuck in menopause.
--Idiotic Inc. "Teaching Cheerleaders to use birth control since 2004"
--They Call Him Rick: I'm telling you, it's not that bad
--They Call Him Rick: I'm telling you, it's not that bad
#12
Posted 02 April 2005 - 08:30 AM
QUOTE (Shawnathan @ Apr 1 2005, 09:17 PM)
I'm not sure, I think these ladies might have been permanently stuck in menopause.
Gawd, its like that at my work too (I don't work at Wendy's, though). I also have other workers there who aren't supervisors, but like to boss people around. I never do what they say though...lol.
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