Pepperoni.
Okay, it wasn't that funny.
Anyway, if I was a celebrity, I'd make a public announcement stating: "If you insist on watching my every move, take a small time out of your day to do these things: 1st, go watch your elderly neighbor for a whole day. Follow her every move, and try to watch her 24/7. Exciting? No. That's the same thing you're doing with me, except I'm not old. If you still feel like watching me after this, know that you're just fucking stupid and I hate you."