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Posted 06 August 2007 - 05:07 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Aug 6 2007, 08:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Now tell a dead baby joke or I'll have you tried for attempted insurrection. angry.gif


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DEAD BABY JOKE!!! tongue.gif

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Posted 31 August 2007 - 10:43 PM

I'm sorry I'm afraid that doesn't count. You're therefore selected for quartering work. It's a combination of a work camp and drawing and quartering where instead of working, or simply being drawn and quartered, you'll be forced to work AT cutting yourself into quarters. It saves us time and money.

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Posted 31 August 2007 - 10:55 PM

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Posted 01 September 2007 - 01:33 AM

-thrusts meat cleaver at you-

Well???

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Posted 01 September 2007 - 10:12 AM

*gulp*

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One, two--

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Posted 01 September 2007 - 07:51 PM

Heheh...I'm filming this.

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Posted 01 September 2007 - 08:41 PM

Fine. dry.gif

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WHHHRRRR--

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Posted 03 September 2007 - 03:47 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Aug 6 2007, 05:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Now tell a dead baby joke


How would one go about doing that? I have never heard one before.

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Posted 04 September 2007 - 02:37 PM

Jane- I think that's more a part of the drawing camps then the quartering work, but being cut into quarters does generally have disembowlment as a side effect if that helps.

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Posted 04 September 2007 - 04:35 PM

Awwww...

What about heads on pikes? Can we stick his head on a pike? Wave it around to serve as a warning, or play ventriloquist puppet games with it?



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Posted 04 September 2007 - 06:22 PM

QUOTE (Jane Sherwood @ Sep 4 2007, 04:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Next to the babies on spikes?


We'd have to rent them out, I'm afraid... unsure.gif

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Posted 05 September 2007 - 12:14 AM

We have babies on spikes? Miss Sherwood, I would very much like to know just how you've been running our drawing camps and quartering work.

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Posted 05 September 2007 - 01:27 PM

With Eddie Izzard playing over the intercom for quite a while now...

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Posted 05 September 2007 - 01:43 PM

Well I suppose a guy who wants people to be put to quartering work can't complain. Have at it, Jane!

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Posted 05 September 2007 - 10:40 PM

YAY!

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