Tits!
#32
Posted 19 October 2004 - 02:13 PM
As to graffiti, I've got a nice book of it from 1970's, featuring such delights as Owyn's quote. But the toilets in my university are quite insightful in their graffiti. Can't remember any of it (Hey, I was hungover! Lay off!), but the piece I was told about, that inspired me to have a look (apart from an urgent need to defeciate) was this insightful line:
"hull universitee is shit, yull never get anywear going ere" (it was along those lines)
To which someone replied:
"Not if you spell like that, you idiot!"
I didn't see it, since it was in the cubicle that was occupied the entire time I was in there. And since I was a-writing myself, with a dodgy pen, that's pretty fucking suspicious...
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#33
Posted 19 October 2004 - 07:05 PM
"Not if you spell like that, you idiot!"
I love it when people do that.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#34
Posted 20 October 2004 - 02:51 AM
"Our childhood dreams slowly fade away, or did you always want to work at <name of store>"
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#35
Posted 26 October 2004 - 09:28 AM
Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked women. Women's magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and should not be seen by the light of day. Men are turned on at the sight of a naked woman's body. Most naked men elicit laughter from women.
#36
Posted 26 October 2004 - 09:32 AM
Gotta love your femenist propaganda
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#37
Posted 26 October 2004 - 12:31 PM
Men see a sexy woman in a magazine, they think "How do I get to do here?"
Women see a sexy woman ina magazine they think "How do I get to be her?"
Both genders feel a little good by the thought, as well as a little bad.
Also, you're ignoring how Men's mags also have pictres of good-looking men wearing hip clothes, and women's mags have articles about well-dressed men they'd like to do. So the genres are reciprocal, except that the women's mags don't have pictures of naked men. And this I believe has more to do with women not as much fantasizing about sex with strangers as men do. I'll leave that one to the women to answer, but every woman I've asked has said they'd find pictures like that "embarrassing," not "lumpy and hairy."
#38
Posted 26 October 2004 - 03:25 PM
#39
Posted 26 October 2004 - 04:12 PM
When people make generalizations about what "women" or "men", as an entity, like, think, or are attracted to, they're really only focusing on a subset of that group. The amount of women who enjoy women's magazines is probably not much bigger than the amount who prefer the company of chicks. The women people are talking about when they say "women" is not a huge group; even further qualifying by saying "Straight women" or "Most straight women" would be iffy.
Come on, people. Do we still need to be making generalizations about people based upon their genitalia?
#40
Posted 26 October 2004 - 04:25 PM
#41
Posted 26 October 2004 - 08:38 PM
"He does not believe in God, yes he stands upright among us? How is he not running around nude and slaughtering the innocent while having carnal relations with the squirrel population? Without a God, surely he must be morally corrupt. How is he resisting his base urges? Catechism class didn't teach us how to deal with this!"
It isn't about what your pray to, or who (or what) you happen to fuck. It's not about your grades or what you wear. It isn't important where you came from or how you speak.
It's the color of your skin that matters.
#42
Posted 26 October 2004 - 08:40 PM
I'm getting a mental image of you single-handedly fighting off a lynch mob, who are rattling pitchforks and waving nooses at you as they swill ale.
#43
Posted 26 October 2004 - 08:49 PM
#44
Posted 26 October 2004 - 10:07 PM
Dude, not cool.
Besides, everybody knows it's how much money you have that's important.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#45
Posted 27 October 2004 - 04:28 AM
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