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Here's my ideas for Episodes I and II.

"Episode I: The Clone Wars Begin"

Anakin is already Obi-Wan's apprentice at this point, with assanation attemps on senate members begin to increase dramaticlly. Obi-Wan investigates, different leads lead to different planets, while Anakin protects and tries to win over Padme, without using some of the worst dialogue written in the history of film. Obi-Wan investigation shows a that a former Jedi, Count Dooku, who was presumed dead, has actually left the Order and become a Sith Lord. As Dooku attempts to rally up allies, Obi-Wan tries to make it back to the council, but not before encountering General Grievous. They have a quick duel, but Grievous clearly has the advantage. Obi-Wan makes a quick escape. Grievous informs Dooku the Republic will be aware of the Separtist's plans in a couple of hours. Dooku claims he must inform his master. He contacts Darth Sidious from offscreen, so the audience is unaware that he is in fact Palpatine. Obi-Wan makes it back to the Council in one piece, and informs them of the impending danger. The Council is shocked, Yoda in particular, due to his inability to sense any of these happenings. When Anakin hears of the Separatists' plans, he immediately tells Padme, right before a legion of battle droids begins their march toward the Senate. Palpatine is surprisingly calm, and goes into his office. Just as the battle droids prepare their attack, mysterious battle ships fly in, carrying soldiers in white armor. The clones have arrived, and desimate the droids. The Council is shocked and confused. Mace Windu asks the leader of the squad who the hell they are and where they came from. The clone is Commander Cody, and states that the Chancellor in fact called for their aid. Cut to the Separtists' who are all shocked and frightened, all except Dooku and Grievous. Grievous is war hungry, and welcomes the challenge, and leaves to prepare his troops. Dooku turns on a hologram of his master, Lord Sidious, who the audience sees is in fact Palpatine, and informs him that the war is going as planned.



Episode II is considerably longer.

"Episode II: Fall from Grace"

The film starts with the Council members Yoda and Mace Windu questioning Palpatine, demanding an explanation. Palpatine says the clone army was merely a precaution, and that he had never really intended to use it. The Council is upset by the fact that they were not informed, but Palpatine turns the argument in his favor, stating that if they Jedi say they have no part in Republic business and politics, then why should they question his political choices. Mace and Yoda see his point, and agree that they should still try to protect the Republic, but they still send Obi-Wan, to Kamino to investigate. Meanwhile, due to the assassination attempts, Anakin tries to place Padme in a less obvious setting, like the streets of Coruscant. While there, they fall in more and more love with each other (No hideous dialogue here either). They go to a nice little diner, where all the sudden, a drunken alien approaches Padme. He recognizes her and threatens her, tells her it’s only a matter of time until she is dead, like some of the other senators who weren’t lucky enough to survive the assassination attempts. Anakin tells him to leave but the drunk alien refuses, and Anakin kills him, right in front of everyone in the diner. Anakin is taken aback at what he has just done, and leaves quickly. Obi-Wan sees everything at Kamino, and fights Jango Fett like in “Attack of the Clones”. Jango escapes, and Obi-Wan is unable to place a tracking device on him. Cut to Count Dooku, who is training his apprentice, Darth Maul. While dueling, Dooku tells Maul of his plans on an attack on Naboo. He believes that the planet can have great affect on the war at large, due to the Gungan warriors (don’t worry, no Jar Jar, and the Gungans won’t be so damn goofy this time). Maul suggests Kashyyk as well, due to the Wookies, who are infamous for their brutality and strength. Dooku agrees, and sends Grievous to Kashyyk, and Maul to Naboo. Anakin, still shaken from the murder he has committed, retreats to the Senate for help, hoping that Padme is there. She isn’t, but Palpatine is. Anakin explains that he can not tell the Jedi, for they will then learn about his crime and his love for Padme and expel him from the Order. Palpatine then begins to see Anakin in a more sinister light, just what he was looking for. He begins his manipulation at once, saying such things as;

Did you become a Jedi to harness the power of the Force, or to merely learn its past and discipline? Etc….

He almost wins Anakin over by stating that he is aware of his love for Padme, and that the Sith allow love and passion. Cut to Anakin talking with Padme. She says she understands why he killed the creature in the bar, but thinks they should retreat to her old home planet, Naboo. They get into her ship and leave. Cut to Obi-Wan, who is with the Council, and tells them about Kamino. The Council agrees that they need to take action, and Yoda volunteers to go to Kashyyk. Cut to Anakin and Padme, who are shocked to see that they are flying over a battlefield on Naboo. They land in a more quiet area, and are again shocked to see Mace Windu is leading the Republic. It appears that the Republic is victorious, and Anakin, Mace, and Padme go to the main palace to inform the Queen. To their shock, she is dead, and a shadowy figure is standing over her body. It is Darth Maul. Anakin and Mace tell Padme to go back to the ship. Some clones escort her. Then Mace and Anakin begin dueling Maul, who holds his own against both of them. In an epic duel, Maul is slain. Anakin is glad they have come on top, but Mace is troubled. He feels the love between Padme and Anakin, and tells Anakin that he must choose between the Order and Padme. Anakin is shocked and angered by this demand, and tells Mace that he will never leave her. Mace states, “Then you will leave the Order.”, and begins to walk towards the exit. Anakin says to himself “And so I shall..” , and backstabs Mace with his lightsaber. Again, he is taken aback at the crime he has committed, but comes up with a plan. He recovers Maul’s lightsaber, and runs back to Padme. He informs her that Mace was killed in duel by Maul. She believes him, and he tells the Council the same. They believe him as well, for he has the Sith’s lightsaber as proof of the duel. He tells Palpatine the truth however, and Palpatine manipulates Anakin even further, stating that through love and passion, he was able to gain enough power to slay a Jedi Master. Anakin agrees, and is desperate to stay with Padme. Cut to Padme and Anakin being married. Cut to Yoda and Obi-Wan landing on Kashyyk. And the final scene of the film, Anakin swearing allegiance to Palpatine, thus becoming
Darth Vader.

Well? What do you guys think?