*You can fly high up in the sky...
*when you climax you can speard out your wings to make it glorious moment
*chicks will pay $10 just to fly them around, and even wait in lines
*not to mension that you can fly to any country free of charge
Why it would NOT kickarse to be Warren:
*You'll always remain topless, it's annoying to wear stuff as you've those wings attached up your ass, seriously
*the only comfortable way is to sleep on your front side
*in bed you're always on-top, missing wild-wild rides
*you'll have the hardest time cleaning your wings up if some fucker spilled wine on them
*You better stay away from horny pigeons!
*while flying over the U.S. they'll start attacking you thinking that you're terrorist aircraft
*Your girlfriend will ask for a feather instead of chocolate on Valentine Day!
*not to mension that some assholes will start pulling out your feathers to clean up their asses
*you always smell like a chicken-ass no matter what you do
*desperate girls WILL try to seduce you with some bird seeds
*Bird flu! stay away from me!
*let's face it, you're just a big cuckoo
This post has been edited by invalid: 26 May 2006 - 10:40 PM