Now, you non-smokers are probably asking me "Why would you do that, zewb!? Why would you kill yourself with those sticks of death and cancer!"
Well, there's plenty of reasons. First of all, it tastes good. It's also relaxing, and not to mention, it makes me look cool. Also a camel in sunglasses told me to, and hey, why not? All the other kids are doing it. I just want to be popular.
I mean, after seeing this video, there's no reason NOT to smoke!
Now, don't worry, this isn't something completely new to me; I've been smoking cannabis since I was 16, but smoking weed is only an occasional thing for me, not something I can afford to do every morning. I'm already lazy enough, imagine how bad I would be if I was stoned all the time.
Anyway, I've taken up smoking. I don't really smoke that much compared to more experienced smokers; its about an average of 3 or 4 cigarettes a day, usually after a meal, and if I do it in moderation, I'm sure it won't be THAT bad for me. If course, I'll probably wind up smoking 5 packs a day and my lung will look like a failed science experiment, but hey, we're all going to die, might as well speed up the process a little bit. Cheers!
This post has been edited by z e w b: 09 November 2007 - 12:37 PM