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Posted 14 June 2004 - 05:00 PM
Stalky, you bastard! The "Vs." thing is (or at least was going to be) my thing! I'm going to have to start a new one now (as soon as Puffin vs. Lemur dies down)! :angry:
Shovel beats puffin, because puffins suck. End of story.
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!" - Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
The puffin will still win, for puffins are supreme.
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes. JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!" - Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
Maybe he thought the second puffin would add the needed force to lift the shovel, but I still maintain that they'll simply fall off the cliff without being able to fly.
I'm comfortably numb.
Jimbo: We had to kill them to keep them from going extinct.
Are we forgeting that the shovel (and the spade next to it) is inanimate and would need for somebody to actually pick it up and start a-stovin' the puffin's face in? I reckon the shovel (and spade) would win by merely outlasting the puffin.
This post has been edited by SkinnedAlive: 16 June 2004 - 04:32 AM
Are we forgeting that the shovel (and the spade next to it) is inanimate and would need for somebody to actually pick it up and start a-stovin' the puffin's face in? I reckon the shovel (and spade) would win by merely outlasting the puffin.
I was just assuming that Janey was wielding the shovel!
Luminous beings are we... not this crude matter. Yoda