it came to me a while ago, that maybe smiley, is a real person, or thing. maybe he can't control emotions unless he really feels that way. in which case i compiled this.
(keep in mind these are all theories.)
![biggrin.gif](http://www.chefelf.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
this expression of deep content, could be caused by him getting a blowjob.
![huh.gif](http://www.chefelf.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)
maybe the doctor asked him to drop his pants. even though he's at the dentist's office.
![cool.gif](http://www.chefelf.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/cool.gif)
he thinks he's snoopy.
![blink.gif](http://www.chefelf.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)
maybe someone kicked him in the crotch.
:yuck: he watched the boohbahs.
![sad.gif](http://www.chefelf.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)
he watched the boohbahs.
![ph34r.gif](http://www.chefelf.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif)
he's actually a part time ninja, part time paranormal investigator who works undercover at white castle.
:yuck: he read the thing about russel crowe smelling babies, and civilian number two's story of frozen placenta.
![smile.gif](http://www.chefelf.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
he knows something you don't know.
:angry: his peanut butter toast landed on the floor, peanut butter side down.
![ohmy.gif](http://www.chefelf.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)
the blowjob ended with a bite.
![wink.gif](http://www.chefelf.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)
mud daubers are in his brains.
![wub.gif](http://www.chefelf.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/wub.gif)
this one.....i don't know
![rolleyes.gif](http://www.chefelf.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)
he plays with dolls, and isn't afraid to admit it.
![laugh.gif](http://www.chefelf.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
he's laughing.
![tongue.gif](http://www.chefelf.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
he's getting his tongue pierced......at the dentist's office.
Thirteen and a half.
Twelve jurors,
one judge,
and half a chance.