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#61
Posted 20 September 2006 - 03:44 AM
On the RotJ board, we have discussed, on and off, ideas for what would have made Jedi smoother, if not much better. Maybe we should start something like this for ALL of the movies, even though most folks would flame any attempt at "improving" ANH and ESB.
By improving, I would mean something integral to the plot that was missed, or flying that SuperStar Destroyer temporarily into some of the plot holes until someone could come up with a logical or satisfying resolution, rather than just mucking around with more CGI.
#63
Posted 21 September 2006 - 07:19 AM
"Yes, my master."
Darth Maul actually had a third line:
"Tatooine is sparsely populated. If the trace was correct, I will find them quickly, Master."
Boba Fett still wins on number of lines, in the classic trilogy... (and in one movie, no less, since he has no lines in ROTJ, just three grunt/screams).
#64
Posted 21 September 2006 - 07:58 AM
"Yes, my master."
Boy, it's easy to see where all the fanfic writers get that deep, complex, sensitive character, isn't it?
Darth Maul is not a character, he's an action figure. He looks cool and has a double-bladed lightsaber and that's the full extent of his personality. In a way, he's a pretty good metaphor for the PT as a whole (and no, I don't care what the EU says about him; that's the way he's portrayed in the movies and that's all that matters as far as I'm concerned).
- J m HofMarN on the Sand People
#65
Posted 21 September 2006 - 09:32 AM
#67
Posted 24 September 2006 - 05:36 PM
I prefer 'Count Dookula' myself.
- J m HofMarN on the Sand People
#68
Posted 29 September 2006 - 09:09 PM
Clothes, books, food, jewelry, automotive tools,.you name it,.it would be there, all with the cool star wars touch added to every item.
and GL could call it,....(insert drumroll here)......."DARTH MALL"
Mom: "where are you going this evening, dear?"
Daughter: "I am going to Darth Mall"
Shit, Fuck, Piss: I had to say that because I can on this website. (Thanks Chef!)
QUOTE (chefelf @ Feb 23 2008, 10:30 AM)
That's what I'm here for.
#69
Posted 02 October 2006 - 12:58 PM
Terminator 3 would have been an awesome movie, if someone sent a terminator back through time for force James Cameron to direct the film, and kill off Mostow.
and they should have sent them, before arnold got too old too...say,.no later than 1997 or 1998.
and take out dumb scenes like "talk to the hand"
and the snobbish actress Claire Danes,..get rid of her,.pleeeeaassee,..she acted like she could care less about the script,.and only was going thru the motions for a paycheck!
I didnt quite understand why Nick Stahl was chosen for John Connor,..dammit,.I wanted Eddie Furlong back.
Shit, Fuck, Piss: I had to say that because I can on this website. (Thanks Chef!)
QUOTE (chefelf @ Feb 23 2008, 10:30 AM)
That's what I'm here for.
#70
Posted 03 October 2006 - 08:19 AM
I thought he did a decent job with it.
#71
Posted 06 October 2006 - 06:55 AM
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#72
Posted 06 October 2006 - 08:32 AM
#73
Posted 06 October 2006 - 06:10 PM
at least Eddie Furlong looked better in T2 than his buddy Danny Cooksey,..complete with fire-red mullet, dirt-drenched jean jacket, and pajamas for pants, and bad acting!
Shit, Fuck, Piss: I had to say that because I can on this website. (Thanks Chef!)
QUOTE (chefelf @ Feb 23 2008, 10:30 AM)
That's what I'm here for.