The Name-Battle Thingies A random pointless thing I discovered
#2
Posted 03 July 2005 - 08:17 PM
this was quite ammusing... the battle monkeys...
i gave it barend -v- Hellbastard.
and this is what it gave me...
Barend
the
Bug-Eating Space Monkey
Battle Rating : 5.3
-v-
Hellbastard
the
Rhubarb-Eating Circus Monkey
Battle Rating : 3.3
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last time it was for money... this time it's for Rhubarb
i gave it barend -v- Hellbastard.
and this is what it gave me...
Barend
the
Bug-Eating Space Monkey
Battle Rating : 5.3
-v-
Hellbastard
the
Rhubarb-Eating Circus Monkey
Battle Rating : 3.3
--------------
last time it was for money... this time it's for Rhubarb
This post has been edited by barend: 03 July 2005 - 08:18 PM
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#4
Posted 03 July 2005 - 08:31 PM
you did your part in this fight!
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#6
Posted 04 July 2005 - 07:50 AM
Icey
Strength: 7
Agility: 4
Intelligence: 8
Icey is a Giant Squid that has Tough Leathery Skin and a Long Neck, and can Regenerate.
When attacking:-
Strength: 7
Agility: 4
Intelligence: 8
-VS-
barend
Strength: 4
Agility: 7
Intelligence: 7
Barend is a Giant Bee that cowers from Radiation, Stomps Around a Lot, has Black-and-White Stripes and a mean Left Hook, and can Regenerate.
When defending against Icey:-
Strength: 4
Agility: 8
Intelligence: 7
(Vulnerable to Radiation.)
Icey wins!
Strength: 7
Agility: 4
Intelligence: 8
Icey is a Giant Squid that has Tough Leathery Skin and a Long Neck, and can Regenerate.
When attacking:-
Strength: 7
Agility: 4
Intelligence: 8
-VS-
barend
Strength: 4
Agility: 7
Intelligence: 7
Barend is a Giant Bee that cowers from Radiation, Stomps Around a Lot, has Black-and-White Stripes and a mean Left Hook, and can Regenerate.
When defending against Icey:-
Strength: 4
Agility: 8
Intelligence: 7
(Vulnerable to Radiation.)
Icey wins!
#8
Posted 04 July 2005 - 12:46 PM
Chyld
Force: 4
Handling: 10
Weaponry: 2
Fire Attack!
Chyld is a Robot that is fitted with a Welding Torch, has a Nodule-Covered Truncated-Cone Base, Googly Stick-On Eyes and a 'Ramming Speed' setting, runs on Alcohol, and can Jump Small Distances.
vs
His Cat
Force: 6
Handling: 4
Weaponry: 5
His Cat is a Robot that walks on Four Spindly Legs, is fitted with a Soldering Iron, a Spring-Loaded Boxing Glove and a Flamethrower, and runs on 20 AA Batteries.
When attacking:-
Force: 4
Handling: 10
Weaponry: 2
His Cat wins!
I'm not going to live that down...
Force: 4
Handling: 10
Weaponry: 2
Fire Attack!
Chyld is a Robot that is fitted with a Welding Torch, has a Nodule-Covered Truncated-Cone Base, Googly Stick-On Eyes and a 'Ramming Speed' setting, runs on Alcohol, and can Jump Small Distances.
vs
His Cat
Force: 6
Handling: 4
Weaponry: 5
His Cat is a Robot that walks on Four Spindly Legs, is fitted with a Soldering Iron, a Spring-Loaded Boxing Glove and a Flamethrower, and runs on 20 AA Batteries.
When attacking:-
Force: 4
Handling: 10
Weaponry: 2
His Cat wins!
I'm not going to live that down...
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
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Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#10
Posted 04 July 2005 - 01:03 PM
On the other hand I did stick something up on theOther Listings Magazine, Yet Another Will Smith Film.
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
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Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#11
Posted 04 July 2005 - 01:31 PM
#13
Posted 04 July 2005 - 06:27 PM
I see, Icey...
try that fight again on agility!!!
i thought i test my self against the leader...
barend
Strength: 4
Agility: 7
Intelligence: 7
Barend is a Giant Bee that cowers from Radiation, Stomps Around a Lot, has Black-and-White Stripes and a mean Left Hook, and can Regenerate.
-vs-
chefelf
Strength: 8
Agility: 3
Intelligence: 6
chefelf is a Giant Mecha-Squid that has Huge, Sharp Claws, Escaped from a Secret Government Research Base, controls the Weather, carries a Flamethrower, is Easily Confused, and dislikes Modern Architecture.
When attacking:-
Strength: 5
Agility: 7
Intelligence: 7
When defending against Barend:-
Strength: 8
Agility: 3
Intelligence: 6
chefelf wins!
...buggar!!!
try that fight again on agility!!!
i thought i test my self against the leader...
barend
Strength: 4
Agility: 7
Intelligence: 7
Barend is a Giant Bee that cowers from Radiation, Stomps Around a Lot, has Black-and-White Stripes and a mean Left Hook, and can Regenerate.
-vs-
chefelf
Strength: 8
Agility: 3
Intelligence: 6
chefelf is a Giant Mecha-Squid that has Huge, Sharp Claws, Escaped from a Secret Government Research Base, controls the Weather, carries a Flamethrower, is Easily Confused, and dislikes Modern Architecture.
When attacking:-
Strength: 5
Agility: 7
Intelligence: 7
When defending against Barend:-
Strength: 8
Agility: 3
Intelligence: 6
chefelf wins!
...buggar!!!
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#14
Posted 04 July 2005 - 06:49 PM
Otal Nimrodi is a Robot that is fitted with a Water Cannon, is covered with Camouflage Netting, has Two Bicycle Wheels, and runs on Coal
Force: 6
Handling: 4
Weaponry: 3
Water Attack!
Barend is a Robot that walks on Three Spindly Legs, is fitted with a Flip-
Arm, and runs on Alcohol.
When defending against Otal Nimrodi:-
Force: 5
Handling: 6
Weaponry: 0
Barend Wins
Force: 6
Handling: 4
Weaponry: 3
Water Attack!
Barend is a Robot that walks on Three Spindly Legs, is fitted with a Flip-
Arm, and runs on Alcohol.
When defending against Otal Nimrodi:-
Force: 5
Handling: 6
Weaponry: 0
Barend Wins
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#15
Posted 04 July 2005 - 06:59 PM
you know if you beat ICey, we'll have a rock paper scissors thing happening...
and i do run on alcohol...
and i do run on alcohol...
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