If you'd like to punch the crazed yellow man in the face, turn to page 18.
If you'd like to submit to earthly temptation, turn to page 25.
If you'd like to exercise free will, turn to a different publication.
I'll take page 25. Of course when I find out that it's not all it's cracked up to be I'll then return to to said previously marked page and then head off down to page 18.
Free Will! Free Will!