Formal Introductions Pleased to meet you!!
#1
Posted 15 August 2005 - 02:35 PM
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
#2
Posted 15 August 2005 - 02:41 PM
And I'm a positive guy!
Well, that was my introduction. At least I have one now.
#3
Posted 15 August 2005 - 02:49 PM
I was born in the City State of Reykjavík, a small city then ruled under the iron fist of a corrupt politician which name I keep forgetting. It rhymed with Mordor I think. I haven't done a lot of things in my life, but I did learn the ancient technique of Berzerking with Valtýr Guðjónsson, the worlds greatest berzerk. We travelled across the sea and raided English coastal cities for a few months untill I decided I needed education if I'm ever going to become something. He now has a small farm right in what we only know as the Kjós.
I spent the first year learning Igloo engineering and Sacrificing various animals to the Aesir. I used that knowledge to gain Hodur's favour to pay off a debt that had been with my family since the Sturlung ages, ever since Snorri the Sage was slain in his basement because he refused to pay. I even managed to build us a five room igloo with perfect electrical system and phone lines for the internet. Also, just before I registered I rescued a penguin from a group of vicious attack dogs, I took him into my home and now he's my pet. I call him Roger.
Well, now my introduction is over, come on, share yours.
#4
Posted 15 August 2005 - 02:50 PM
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
#6
Posted 15 August 2005 - 02:59 PM
Hi! I'm Dorothy. I live in the middle of nowhere. I like pie. I work in an office and I hate it. But I got a new chair, so I guess it's not all bad... I am trying to sell my truck, if anybody needs a truck. I buy my own flowers (but only if they are on sale) because I feel sorry for them because they are going to die anyway. Well, that about does it for me... Except I have a dog. She's a Black Lab/Border Collie mix. She's a good judge of character. Sometimes. yup.
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
#10
Posted 15 August 2005 - 03:54 PM
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
#11
Posted 15 August 2005 - 03:58 PM
Grinding chuck's the game,
Try to beat my rhymes and you'll be out of luck, my dame.
Florida's my home,
And here I am known
For My Webpage coming back in just two days (as shown).
...Beeyotch.
#12
Posted 15 August 2005 - 04:45 PM
Sip, pasa que asi me llaman mis amigos, y no tenia ganas de pensar un apodo distinto...
Translation: Something like "Yeah, the thing is that my friends call me that way and I couldn't be bothered to think a different nickname...".
OK, enough Spanish already.
#13
Posted 15 August 2005 - 06:11 PM
what's to do around here...?
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#14
Posted 15 August 2005 - 06:27 PM
Won't you have some pie?
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
#15
Posted 15 August 2005 - 06:28 PM
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Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)